# Rachel Ray: terrorist **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 28, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942 "2008-05-28T22:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/141 "2008-06-03T06:55:46Z")
[Contrast between what normal people see and what wingnuts see](http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/05/rachel-arafat.jpg). [Malkin showing her tolerance for Jihadist furniture, or maybe it’s just a checked seat cover](http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/05/malkinkeffiyah.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/142 "2008-06-03T10:48:18Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] Communism is soooo 1950’s. I also think it looks like a paisley scarf. But paisley is a suspicious word in and of itself. Does anyone even know what a paisley is? [/QUOTE] Good point! Paisley is from Persia, now known as Iran. Part of the Axis of Evil. Insidious. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/143 "2008-06-03T23:16:28Z")
Part of my family is from Paisley, Scotland. A hotbed of terrorism. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/144 "2008-06-03T23:29:30Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] Does anyone even know what a paisley is? [/QUOTE] [The Master speaks.](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_021a.html) ---
**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/145 "2008-06-04T13:39:05Z")
[QUOTE=Measure for Measure] [Contrast between what normal people see and what wingnuts see](http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/05/rachel-arafat.jpg). [Malkin showing her tolerance for Jihadist furniture, or maybe it’s just a checked seat cover](http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/05/malkinkeffiyah.jpg). [/QUOTE] Oh yeah, obvious terrorist. She’s sitting right next to Omar Sharrif (with his own scarf no less). ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/146 "2008-06-04T20:13:52Z")
[QUOTE=gonzomax] Part of my family is from Paisley, Scotland. A hotbed of terrorism. [/QUOTE] That’s because Scots are natural enemies of almost everyone like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland! [sub]That’s one of my favorite Simpson’s quotes and the second time I got to use it on the dope. [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/147 "2008-06-04T21:45:51Z")
Kind of makes you wonder if they are belligerent because they wear dresses or if they wear dresses because they’re belligerent. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/148 "2008-06-04T21:47:11Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] Kind of makes you wonder if they are belligerent because they wear dresses or if they wear dresses because they’re belligerent. [/QUOTE] I thought it was all the whisky making them belligerent and wear dresses. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/149 "2008-06-04T22:00:03Z")
Ventilation. Few things are finer than a stroll in a kilt after a hard day’s work. Thinkin bout doing that myself. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/150 "2008-06-05T15:14:36Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] That’s because Scots are natural enemies of almost everyone like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland! [sub]That’s one of my favorite Simpson’s quotes and the second time I got to use it on the dope. [/sub] [/QUOTE] That is because they see people doing things that make them angry, things NO TRUE SCOTSMAN would do 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942/151 "2008-06-05T15:17:54Z")
I forgot to add, This whole Rachel Ray thing is stupid bullshit. When will people stop listening to crazy wingnuts? Welcome to the Idiocracy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rachel-ray-terrorist/450942.md?page=7)