# Racoon attacks dog, owner makes racoon his bitch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/racoon-attacks-dog-owner-makes-racoon-his-bitch/664052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 20, 2013, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/racoon-attacks-dog-owner-makes-racoon-his-bitch/664052 "2013-07-20T19:22:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 2

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/racoon-attacks-dog-owner-makes-racoon-his-bitch/664052/21 "2013-07-26T19:56:21Z")

</div>

I like how he keeps reaching off camera to grab another racoon to throw down the steps like its some kind of All Star Raccoon Toss Derby and he has 20 seconds on the clock to toss as many raccoons down the steps.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![AaronX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7bcc69/32.png) [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/racoon-attacks-dog-owner-makes-racoon-his-bitch/664052/22 "2013-07-27T07:15:10Z")

</div>

> [@Gagundathar](#):
>
> I especially liked the last few frames, where the raccoon’s eyes are glowing.  
> Looked just like a horror film special effect.

That’s exactly what I was thinking! And they appear twice too.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/racoon-attacks-dog-owner-makes-racoon-his-bitch/664052/23 "2013-07-27T13:05:28Z")

</div>

Yes! I’m so glad I’m not the only one who laughed. I also loved the glowing eyes as it sailed through the air.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/racoon-attacks-dog-owner-makes-racoon-his-bitch/664052/24 "2013-07-27T13:11:12Z")

</div>

I wouldn’t let a raccoon just tear up one of my dogs, but I dunno if I’d have the nerve to just grab a coon and throw it, either. They’re mean as shit and while a good yell or at worst throwing a rock at one will scare them away from your trash cans (until the second you leave), one that’s engaged in a fight I’d be a bit leery of trying to grab with my hands.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/racoon-attacks-dog-owner-makes-racoon-his-bitch/664052.md?page=1)