# Radioactive Polonium Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910 "2006-12-13T02:18:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/1 "2006-12-13T02:18:31Z")
In **MPSIMS** Nothing says “Christmas” like … Bitching & whining about an illness UK Dopers-Where can I Buy this Sign? Mmmmmm…firefighters ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/2 "2006-12-13T02:37:02Z")
Sex Torture? I just been toy shopping, and boy am I sad ---
**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/3 "2006-12-13T06:19:12Z")
I love my exercise machine, but I hate it, too Sex Torture? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/4 "2006-12-13T12:10:43Z")
\*\*I’m going to a porn convention! Sunnavawhathehell? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/5 "2006-12-13T12:45:29Z")
\*\*Mallard Fillmore Creator Arrested Hypocrites!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/6 "2006-12-13T14:31:15Z")
**Sex Torture? Bad kam, bad, bad girl.** ::thwack!:: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/7 "2006-12-13T15:14:06Z")
\*\*Ohio smokers: get a fucking grip Notarize this, you fucking bitch It’s just a fucking teevee show, you schmucks. \*\* It’s a Fucking Trifecta! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/8 "2006-12-13T15:32:30Z")
\*\* T-Shirts and bumper stickers Gifts that no sane person would buy for themselves \*\* ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/9 "2006-12-13T15:35:13Z")
From MPSIMS: \*\*Nothing says “Christmas” like … Things that go “HELP!!!” in the night… my first MMP\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/10 "2006-12-13T15:42:00Z")
\*\*Sex Torture? I’m going to a porn convention! \*\* Well, no, I wouldn’s call it that. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/11 "2006-12-13T15:43:18Z")
\*\*Nothing says “Christmas” like … The Atheist In The Foxhole \*\* “Hello. I’m an atheist, and this is my foxhole. _Christmas_.” ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/12 "2006-12-13T15:49:35Z")
**Nothing says “Christmas” like … I’m considering committing murder.** Man, we’re getting some milage out of this one. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/13 "2006-12-13T15:53:11Z")
\*\*Nothing says “Christmas” like … HPV and Me \*\* Um, I’d rather take the coal in my stocking, thanks! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/14 "2006-12-13T16:28:20Z")
\*\*Kowabunga Dude! = Tsunami on the Sun. Does this sound suspicious to you? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/15 "2006-12-13T16:49:10Z")
\*\*Nothing says “Christmas” like … Sunnavawhathehell? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/16 "2006-12-13T18:24:18Z")
\*\*Does this sound suspicious to you? I’m considering committing murder.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/17 "2006-12-13T20:44:24Z")
\*\* If I put my eye to a vacuum cleaners hose. Cucumber slices over the eyes as a beauty treatment \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/18 "2006-12-14T01:38:12Z")
\*\*Giant toilet snakes strike again The Celebrity Death Pool 2006\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/19 "2006-12-14T01:39:41Z")
\*\* Bad kam, bad, bad girl. Jailbait! With Cupcakes! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/20 "2006-12-14T01:52:00Z")
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