# Radioactive Polonium Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910 "2006-12-13T02:18:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/21 "2006-12-14T04:31:26Z")
**Any suggestions for how to rescue somebody from their total bastard psycho son? Sex Torture?** ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/22 "2006-12-14T06:47:46Z")
And the two most popular ones in here finally combine: Nothing says “Christmas” like… Sex Torture? ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/23 "2006-12-14T08:57:32Z")
From MPSIMS: \*\*I’m considering committing murder. The celebrity death pool 2007.\*\* _Way_ too competitive, fella. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/24 "2006-12-14T11:24:28Z")
**Lissener finally comes clean as to what he really is. Lying whore.** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/25 "2006-12-14T13:18:42Z")
**Sex Torture? Join me in doing the dance of joy. That stupid baby came out already! So, the test read positive - I’m gonna be a dad…** ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/26 "2006-12-14T14:35:43Z")
MPSIMS: **It’s not my birthday!** betenoir **It’s my birthday** betenoir Jeez, **Bete** , make up your mind! ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/27 "2006-12-14T14:39:13Z")
**Sex Torture Join me in doing the dance of joy** 😛 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/28 "2006-12-14T14:51:52Z")
\*\*Nothing says “Christmas” like … Christmas Remembrances of a Small Boy in a Small Midwestern Town \*\* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Oooooohhhhhhh! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/29 "2006-12-14T15:32:28Z")
IMHO: \*\*What’s the WORST date you’ve ever had? Please Help Me Name My Thoroughbred \*\* ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/30 "2006-12-14T16:15:36Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*Sex Torture? Things that go “HELP!!!” in the night… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/31 "2006-12-14T20:38:10Z")
\*\*Insanity is the mother of invention A Fish Tank for Your Toilet! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/32 "2006-12-14T20:40:15Z")
\*\* How would you change the building codes Sex Torture? \*\* “If Mr. Civil Servant doesn’t change the Building Code, then he won’t get his Spanking!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/33 "2006-12-14T21:11:55Z")
SDMB Main Page:\*\* Name for the Funny Room…? “Noah” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/34 "2006-12-15T00:33:19Z")
What gifts have you received so far? The Atheist In The Foxhole ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/35 "2006-12-15T00:42:04Z")
From the ever-fertile GQ: **So where did my lost piece of mail most likely go? “Impassible” terrain and military history** and **What stops me from making an Advanced Weapons Company? Yawning** ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/36 "2006-12-15T01:10:58Z")
IMHO: \*\*What’s the WORST date you’ve ever had? my first grade son\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/37 "2006-12-15T01:13:18Z")
GQ: **What stops me from making an Advanced Weapons Company? Moon visibility** ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/38 "2006-12-15T03:12:29Z")
\*\*“Baiji” freshwater dolphin declared “functionally extinct” Giant toilet snakes strike again \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/39 "2006-12-15T04:45:55Z")
\*\*Radioactive Polonium Sequential Thread Titles Sex Torture? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/40 "2006-12-15T12:44:13Z")
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