# Radioactive Polonium Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910 "2006-12-13T02:18:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/41 "2006-12-15T13:44:56Z")
\*\* Any suggestions for how to rescue somebody from their total bastard psycho son? Why aren’t there more kidnappings, give\*\*(n)\*\* how many more rich people there are? \*\* I know, I know… lame. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/42 "2006-12-15T13:52:56Z")
**Upset stomach and diarrhea shortly after eating. What’s coming out? Onions & teary eyes** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/43 "2006-12-15T13:54:45Z")
\*\*Anyone into woodturning? Sex Torture? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/44 "2006-12-15T14:35:56Z")
\*\*Well disguised serial sock puppets? Cingular, I smite thee with my smelly socks! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/45 "2006-12-15T14:45:53Z")
A threefer! \*\*Are You a Person Who Complains (re Goods & Services)? “My woman won’t let me…” Courtesy Works (usually) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/46 "2006-12-15T14:58:38Z")
This combo doesn’t actually _fit_ the way most STTs do, but it started an earworm for me: > [@](#): > > How embarrassing could Yoko Ono’s pajamas BE?! > What did the Christ family do with all the magi swag? “Christ, you know it ain’t easy / You know how hard it can be…” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/47 "2006-12-15T15:28:38Z")
\*\*How Fast Is Fast Crab Crawling on Lake of Molten Sulfur \*\* and let’s make this a double whammy with \*\*Farting in front of a significant other. Fart stories. Ladies would this freak you out? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/48 "2006-12-15T17:03:51Z")
\*\*Are You a Person Who Complains (re Goods & Services)? Where would you build your castle? \*\* “We live in a bloomin’ _swamp_, Herbert! We need all the Huge Tracts o’ Land we can get!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/49 "2006-12-15T18:28:13Z")
\*\*Family words Sex Torture? \*\* Mommy told you not to forget the Safeword, Bobby. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/50 "2006-12-15T18:38:01Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] \*\*Family words Sex Torture? \*\* Mommy told you not to forget the Safeword, Bobby. [/QUOTE] Oh, bad! Bad **Cal**! Ewww… where the brain bleach? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/51 "2006-12-15T19:07:41Z")
GD: \*\*Ex-porn star as HS science teacher? Children and plastic surgery \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/52 "2006-12-15T21:02:14Z")
IMHO: \*\*“My woman won’t let me…” That’s so Gay… Men: Do you like short hair on women? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/53 "2006-12-15T21:02:15Z")
\*\* Ladies would this freak you out? Farting in front of a significant other. Fart stories. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/54 "2006-12-15T22:38:40Z")
\*\* Why can’t mutes whisper? Paralyzed vocal cords? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/55 "2006-12-16T01:44:08Z")
**Things that go “HELP!!!” in the night… my first MMP I’m going to sexually molest your dog.** or: **I’m going to sexually molest your dog. Non-US Dopers, what mentions of contemporary American culture puzzle you?** ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/56 "2006-12-16T04:02:35Z")
Secret Santa 2006 My Secret Santa tried to poison me. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/57 "2006-12-16T16:07:30Z")
**Hot Priests: The New 2007 Calendar I’m going to sexually molest your dog.** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/58 "2006-12-16T17:18:57Z")
**I’m going to sexually molest your dog. Run Dog Run** ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/59 "2006-12-16T18:51:26Z")
This time in New Posts: **What’s the WORST date you’ve ever had? I’m going to sexually molest your dog.** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/60 "2006-12-17T02:15:41Z")
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