# Radioactive Polonium Sequential Thread Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 13, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910 "2006-12-13T02:18:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2006, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/61 "2006-12-17T05:06:41Z")

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**What are the rules regarding replacing U.S. senators?  
Lethal injection**

Um, that’s only for the **worst** ones! 😉

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2006, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/62 "2006-12-17T09:36:37Z")

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\*\*Bad Biped! Bad! Bad! Bad!

Apparently I’m a filthy animal \*\*

Leave the toilet seat up just once…

\*\*   
Gay Civil Unions OK’d in New Jersey!

Death to the Paperboy =\_= \*\*

Shoot the messenger!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/63 "2006-12-18T13:27:26Z")

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\*\* Vague and pointless gripes about the holiday season  
How I didn’t have sex with a hooker \*\*

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/64 "2006-12-18T13:48:06Z")

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New posts:

**How I Didn’t have sex with a hooker  
Giant snake strangles its owner**

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/65 "2006-12-18T14:28:53Z")

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IMHO:

**Santa has changed over the centuries. What change is next?  
Anorexia and Bulimia**

Oh, sure, it’ll be a lot easier for him to negotiate those narrow chimneys, but you will _not_ want to blindly put your hand in your stocking Christmas morning.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/66 "2006-12-18T14:30:19Z")

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It rose from the Pit:

**I fucking HATE Sylvia Browne!!  
Why do some people hate Matt Drudge?**

OK, people, let’s get our act together, and all hate the right people here! 😛

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/67 "2006-12-18T16:48:56Z")

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\*\* Giant snake strangles its owner

What gifts have you received so far?  
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No Giant Snakes, fortunately.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/68 "2006-12-18T18:27:35Z")

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MPSIMS:

\*\*Giant snake strangles its owner

Bad Biped! Bad! Bad! Bad! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/69 "2006-12-18T21:10:43Z")

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IMHO  
\*\*Tell us a really original idea  
Steamy office passion… \*\*  
That’s hardly original

an absolute gem in MPSIMS  
\*\*The Celebrity Death Pool 2007  
Mary Kate Olsen’s new look \*\*

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/70 "2006-12-19T00:56:33Z")

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\*\*I’m gonig to destroy the Earth. Which method should I choose?

Secret Santa 2006 \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/71 "2006-12-19T13:23:32Z")

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\*\*How I didn’t have sex with a hooker

Have I been offered a job? I honestly don’t know!

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/72 "2006-12-19T13:33:24Z")

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\*\*Have All The Beatles’ Kids Met?  
Hokey Smoke! “Rocky and Bullwinkle” writer Chris Hayward dead!  
Creator of Green Lantern passes away.  
Julian Lennon Question \*\*

It’s the circle of life (and death)

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/73 "2006-12-19T13:40:36Z")

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\*\*I need a super attractive toy

Are blondes still the beauty standard?  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/74 "2006-12-19T13:42:29Z")

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\*\*I’m gonig to destroy the Earth. Which method should I choose?

Radioactive Polonium Sequential Thread Titles  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/75 "2006-12-19T14:00:20Z")

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\*\* NO WAY ! That can’t be true! … But it is!  
Have I been offered a job? I honestly don’t know! \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/76 "2006-12-19T14:17:34Z")

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\*\*What Are You Giving Your SO for Christmas?

I need a super attractive toy  
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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/77 "2006-12-19T14:20:20Z")

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\*\*What do Swedes think of the Swedish Chef?  
Worst. Cartoon. Ever. \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/78 "2006-12-19T14:33:05Z")

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\*\* Your mental strengths and weaknesses

Do you think talking to yourself is pathological?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/79 "2006-12-19T14:38:24Z")

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Separated by three, but still…  
\*\*People stage dogfights, cockfights, even fish fights, why not cat fights?

Am I the only one who likes to watch his cats fight and tousle around?

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Cat fights asre apparently good in your own home, but away from home the cats get spooked.

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/80 "2006-12-19T15:39:50Z")

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These two aren’t together right now, but they were late last night:

\*\*Starting life anew or the things we do for love  
I’m going to sexually molest your dog. \*\*

Hoo boy–that’s getting things off to a good start! Nothin’ like a little canine sexual misconduct to get your new life going in the right direction!

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