# Radioactive Polonium Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910 "2006-12-13T02:18:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/81 "2006-12-19T15:41:45Z")
And now there’s this one: **Holiday Shopping: What have you bought? Mary Kate Olsen’s new look** You should take it back and get a refund. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/82 "2006-12-19T16:27:07Z")
\*\*Help my wife buy me a car stereo What Are You Giving Your SO for Christmas? \*\* A car stereo might be nice… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/83 "2006-12-19T19:16:32Z")
\*\*Guys – what are you getting you SO for Christmas? Scarcity of Redheads? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Papermache\_Prince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Papermache\_Prince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papermache_Prince)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/84 "2006-12-19T19:19:00Z")
**What would a Libertarian America be like? People stage dogfights, cockfights, even fish fights, why not cat fights?** Guess that answers that question. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/85 "2006-12-19T20:30:27Z")
\*\*Whatever Happened to Ergonomic Tools? Frustrations with a mechanic \*\* Well, I guess _that_ explains what happened to them. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/86 "2006-12-19T21:17:12Z")
\*\*You . . . dumb . . . COW! You dumb fuck. Can’t you read?!? \*\* Dumb ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/87 "2006-12-19T21:36:37Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] \*\*Guys – what are you getting you SO for Christmas? Scarcity of Redheads? \*\* [/QUOTE] That’s my new groupnoun for redheads: A Scarcity of Redheads. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/88 "2006-12-19T22:17:30Z")
\*\*Great practical joke for the right person Should a colonoscopy have hurt this much? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/89 "2006-12-19T23:33:20Z")
\*\* Clean up after yourselves, you stupid cow pigs. (smoking) Finding out your neighbor is a jackass \*\* Well, at least he’s not a cow pig. (Is that worse than a pig-dog?) ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/90 "2006-12-20T00:28:23Z")
What gifts have you received so far? Spider Brains and Knowledge ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/91 "2006-12-20T07:42:42Z")
\*\*So how’s your day going? Afternoon Delight \*\* Sounds like it’s going pretty darn good! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/92 "2006-12-20T10:34:42Z")
\*\*What would a Libertarian America be like? “Free To Choose” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/93 "2006-12-20T13:23:32Z")
IMHO: \*\*What is the point of being attractive? Steamy office passion… \*\* Sounds like as good a reason as any. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/94 "2006-12-20T14:18:09Z")
Separated by one, but irresistable: \*\*“Have a safe Xmas”-our society’s obsession with safety I saw Mommy punching Santa Claus . . . A Xmas story \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/95 "2006-12-20T15:39:24Z")
\*\*I’m gonig to destroy the Earth. Which method should I choose? Reindeer Tipping \*\* Will that work? I suppose if you got enough reindeer in one spot and tipped them over it could cause the earth to wobble on it’s axis but it seems like a longshot. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/96 "2006-12-20T21:51:49Z")
\*\*If I had a Monty Python username, it would be… Reindeer Tipping \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/97 "2006-12-21T03:21:42Z")
GQ: **What is Oriental medicine doing to my wife? Hiding Bulimia** No wonder she’s always hungry again an hour later . . . :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/98 "2006-12-21T11:53:12Z")
\*\*What does sticking your tongue out at someone mean? Dopers - is this rude? \*\* Who flunked “Manners 101” then? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/99 "2006-12-21T13:54:09Z")
\*\*Dumbest thing I’ve heard today (so far): Muslims ruining America!, says VA Rep. Obama sounds like Osama! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/100 "2006-12-21T14:04:22Z")
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