# Radioactive Polonium Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910 "2006-12-13T02:18:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/101 "2006-12-21T14:17:40Z")
\*\*What feels better: a good bowel movement or sex? Are You a Member of the Fruit of the Month Club? \*\* Fruit as in fruit=fiber=good bowel movement or fruit=gay=sex? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/102 "2006-12-21T14:31:04Z")
\*\* What are you putting in your Eggnog? New York deli pickles taste odd \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/103 "2006-12-21T14:52:25Z")
\*\*What feels better: a good bowel movement or sex? Ladies: What good is a bidet, nowadays? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/104 "2006-12-21T15:58:41Z")
\*\*I’m being prompted to download Internet Explorer 7 – Any reason not to? I am God and I can prove it! \*\* [Kirk] What does God need a Browser for?[/Kirk] or \*\* I am God and I can prove it! Wow, just what I wanted, a Battle Axe for x-mas! \*\* Santa’s got nothing on God! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/105 "2006-12-21T16:31:44Z")
\*\*Free Viagra Online Plus Yahoo, I just got an iMac \*\* Yahoo, Hardons and Software! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/106 "2006-12-21T18:55:54Z")
\*\*Cat Butts: last minute gift idea We have two tiny kittens! \*\* So, you potentially have two last-minute gifts… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/107 "2006-12-21T19:53:13Z")
\*\* It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas… Cat Butts: last minute gift idea \*\* \*\* A brighter Earth. Baby Put Through L.A. Airport X-Ray Machine \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/108 "2006-12-21T21:43:57Z")
\*\*What scares me about God (non-GD) When do you plan to die? \*\* It bothers me when God asks these questions… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/109 "2006-12-21T22:07:39Z")
\*\*If the Earth was a cube When most all the land was in Pangaea, was the earth stable? \*\* I’ve been waintin’ for this one. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/110 "2006-12-22T02:53:15Z")
\*\*When do you plan to die? ‘It’s not a tumah’- no wait, it is \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/111 "2006-12-22T08:53:01Z")
From GQ: **Name the female WWII spy Nikola Tesla** OK, I know some people have some strange and colorful notions about old Tesla, but this is getting ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/112 "2006-12-22T14:47:15Z")
A rare example from ATMB: \*\*How cum my signature doesn’t show? I Tried To Report A Porn Spam Thread, But Couldn’t \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/113 "2006-12-22T16:06:46Z")
\*\*Baby Put Through L.A. Airport X-Ray Machine The grandkids come first? \*\* Yes, of course, always put the grandbabies through the x-ray machine first. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/114 "2006-12-22T16:22:48Z")
**What are you putting off right now? “reasons” for breakups ( 1 2 )** “We need to talk… but not right now, OK?” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/115 "2006-12-22T16:45:37Z")
**Post-coital dopers: Check in here What are you asking Santa to give you this year?** “An orgasm” ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/116 "2006-12-22T18:35:11Z")
\*\* Jesus Christ, this anti-Muslim shit scares me Obama sounds like Osama! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/117 "2006-12-22T20:56:18Z")
\*\*My husband has lost 40 pounds The Camera Takes Off Ten Pounds \*\* So, on camera, he lost 50 pounds? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/118 "2006-12-22T21:53:17Z")
\*\*Died alone in a hotel room? Worst ways to die #437 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/119 "2006-12-23T00:05:16Z")
\*\*“reasons” for breakups Died alone in a hotel room? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910/120 "2006-12-23T03:42:11Z")
MPSIMS: **If I had a Monty Python username, it would be… The Great Defecator of Christmas** I don’t remember that sketch… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/radioactive-polonium-sequential-thread-titles/383910.md?page=7)