# Raging Atoms **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 16, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464 "2011-09-16T02:30:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/41 "2011-09-19T19:02:15Z")
…Ah damn, I thought for sure that guy in the red was gonna make it. Anyway, where were we on the Fluff? ---
**Author:** ![Silophant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Silophant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silophant)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/42 "2011-09-19T19:09:16Z")
> [@Vahid\_Tarzan](#): > > Seriously? What part? If you’re really asking, this: [QUOTE=Vahid Tarzan] It is entertaining to place a notion in people’s head, than see the result later when it comes about. [/QUOTE] is the definition of trolling. Seriously. Trolling is defined as posting something just to get a rise out of people. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/43 "2011-09-19T19:18:35Z")
> [@Vahid\_Tarzan](#): > > You are not that important to me. You have these twisted little ideas that you are either better or equal. Indeed, if you are better than me, who cares? But you are by no means my equal. I highly doubt you have the strength, and even if you did, I am not like you, nor will I stand in my place beside you. Hmm. - You start a thread making a bunch of assertions. - HMHW comes in and speaks to those assertions, citing data that suggests your assertions are incorrect - Other folks get snarky because that is what life is like on an internet message board - You offer that delightful quote above There is a reasonable discussion to be had if you want to discuss some of the assertions made and the cites offered to show how they are incorrect. Otherwise, it sounds like you have a clear idea of the place you need to stand…perhaps you should go stand there. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/44 "2011-09-19T22:37:59Z")
I believe our good man, **Vahid Tarzan,** believes himself to be unaffected by the Fluff’s din (which is painfully obviously alien tech used to suppress our understanding and keeping us under their thumb), and is therefore on a higher level than humans, as we humans believe we are on a higher level than say, a pig. In that regard, **Vahid Tarzan** is trying to communicate to our lesser brains, as we might try to communicate with gorillas, dolphins, or slime mold. So be mindful of his condescension, as we are but mice to him. BEWARE THE FLUFF! Oh hey, BSG’s on!.. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/45 "2011-09-19T23:00:48Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > …And without that, we’ll never create the _New Physics Model,_ which will allow us to finally see that space, time, mass, energy and gravity are really five facets of a unified theory, which equations will allow us to wield zero-point energy for superluminal travel and weapons that can swallow star systems. Six. Six facets: space, time, mass, energy, gravity and bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/46 "2011-09-19T23:56:18Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > Six. > > Six facets: space, time, mass, energy, gravity and bacon. You forget the secret seventh facet, connected with gravity and bacon: cats (which control gravity, by always landing feet first, and are dominated by bacon (see [Bacon Cat Lives On | Whatever](http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/10/03/bacon-cat-lives-on/)) ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/47 "2011-09-20T00:15:45Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > Let me guess… it was when Hulk Hogan ripped his shirt off that sold you wasn’t it? Lord knows Troy couldn’t sell a lease-to-own plan if his life depended on it. You got me. Those pecs, those handlebars, that uncontrolled raeg. I’ll pay for it for a long time, but damn… ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/48 "2011-09-20T01:15:04Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > A temporal fracture, is a disturbance in the fabric of space-time caused by the collapse of matter into a supermassive black hole that is so massive, it swallows itself, causing space-time to fold over on itself. Every time our solar system passes through one of these invisible threats, dinosaurs shoot out. You are incorrect. This fracture is not “temporal”. It originated and was progenitated by the vengeful radiation fleeing from the Japanese reactor which has damaged the ocean and the “all life” biological forms within the waters. Man’s industry has spilt oil into the oceans, coating sea life in the batter of civilization. Now man’s hubris has applied radiation to the “all Life” biologicals. Radiation is heat. The Japanese oil and heat have affected sea life and has caused a tempura fracture, the most delicious of all quantum events. ---
**Author:** ![Uber\_the\_Goober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/58956e/32.png) [@Uber\_the\_Goober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uber_the_Goober)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/49 "2011-09-20T01:32:29Z")
vahid, do you know my mom? She a schizophrenic too. Seriously. This is the clearest demonstraton of schizophrenia I have seen in quite a while. Bummer dude. Hope you have a moment of lucidity in the near future. And I hope you dopers don’t pick on him too much. That would be like picking on a slow kid. It’s just not cool. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/50 "2011-09-20T01:58:49Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > You are incorrect. This fracture is not “temporal”. It originated and was progenitated by the vengeful radiation fleeing from the Japanese reactor which has damaged the ocean and the “all life” biological forms within the waters. Man’s industry has spilt oil into the oceans, coating sea life in the batter of civilization. Now man’s hubris has applied radiation to the “all Life” biologicals. Radiation is heat. The Japanese oil and heat have affected sea life and has caused a tempura fracture, the most delicious of all quantum events. Well shit man. When do we _ **EAT?!!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/51 "2011-09-20T02:00:36Z")
> [@echo6160](#): > > vahid, do you know my mom? She a schizophrenic too. > > Seriously. This is the clearest demonstraton of schizophrenia I have seen in quite a while. > > Bummer dude. Hope you have a moment of lucidity in the near future. And I hope you dopers don’t pick on him too much. That would be like picking on a slow kid. It’s just not cool. How do we know that. Sure, he certainly presents himself as schizophrenic, but he could just as easily be a troll, roll playing out some sic-fi idea, or just really, really into fluff. It’s fun to pretend! ---
**Author:** ![Vahid\_Tarzan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/3e96dc/32.png) [@Vahid\_Tarzan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vahid_Tarzan)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/52 "2011-09-20T05:59:12Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > Hmm. > > - You start a thread making a bunch of assertions. > - HMHW comes in and speaks to those assertions, citing data that suggests your assertions are incorrect > - Other folks get snarky because that is what life is like on an internet message board > - You offer that delightful quote above > > There is a reasonable discussion to be had if you want to discuss some of the assertions made and the cites offered to show how they are incorrect. Otherwise, it sounds like you have a clear idea of the place you need to stand…perhaps you should go stand there. Alas, nothing. When 47 people ask or assert their opinion, I respond to the group collective. Half-Wit has already revealed his ignorance in a previous thread, Wordman. His knowledge about the Fluff and Japanese fallout is only coming about, and yet like the Duracell bunny he highlights his own words and keeps going and going and going. I ignore him as he gives rank and status to snarky. I didn’t come here to present proof to a clown or king. Their talking themselves to death, sort of speak. ---
**Author:** ![Vahid\_Tarzan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/3e96dc/32.png) [@Vahid\_Tarzan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vahid_Tarzan)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/53 "2011-09-20T06:33:11Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > You are incorrect. This fracture is not “temporal”. It originated and was progenitated by the vengeful radiation fleeing from the Japanese reactor which has damaged the ocean and the “all life” biological forms within the waters. Man’s industry has spilt oil into the oceans, coating sea life in the batter of civilization. Now man’s hubris has applied radiation to the “all Life” biologicals. Radiation is heat. The Japanese oil and heat have affected sea life and has caused a tempura fracture, the most delicious of all quantum events. Nice. In truth, War should be declared on Japan. > **[Japan's deadly game of nuclear roulette](https://www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2004/05/23/general/japans-deadly-game-of-nuclear-roulette/)** > > Of all the places in all the world where no one in their right mind would build scores of nuclear power plants, Japan would be pretty near the top of the list. > **[StockExaminer - AI-Powered Stock Chatbot](https://examiner.com)** > > Discover Stock Examiner, the AI-powered chatbot delivering instant, interactive stock charts, real-time financials, breaking news, stock screeners, and more—all in one seamless experience. [http://www.nuc.berkeley.edu/node/2371](http://www.nuc.berkeley.edu/node/2371) ---
**Author:** ![Vahid\_Tarzan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/3e96dc/32.png) [@Vahid\_Tarzan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vahid_Tarzan)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/54 "2011-09-20T07:46:39Z")
I have no words but woes for the horrible mess the human animal has made of this world. We should be in universal agreement about that. The economy, big business… The greatest tragedies seem aimed at the poor and Joe tax slave. When I walk my dogs at night I see people trying so hard to make a nice life for their family, and yet powerlines strung directly over their children’s bedrooms to cook them slowly while they sleep. So many lies, there is only my hope that a wild concoction of radiation and lightning will kill them all to have mercy on my conscience. People will not learn unless their choice is death. A child suffering from a brain tumor and weeping softly in her mother’s arms… the world will never know. We see isolated pockets of events and think it’s ok, or think nothing of it because we were told there is not enough evidence. That makes it easier to swallow for people especially withal the responsibilities their ass sucking public demands. It is a global cancer. I beg for its destruction however fantastic the cost to save me one day of smelling its rot, its pedophilia, its homosexuality whispering its melancholy in the ear of generations to come. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/55 "2011-09-20T11:36:00Z")
Have you tried [aluminum foil?](http://buffetoblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/costume-silver-surfer-or-aluminum-foil-man.jpg?w=450&h=600) The action is two-fold: 1. It will act as a Faraday gage, blocking out the harmful EM radiation. 2. Acts as a repellent to teh Gay. It hasn’t proven affective against the pedophile. I fear I might have to start using a Saran Wrap undercoating. ETA: The cape is just for fun! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/56 "2011-09-20T14:17:15Z")
> [@Vahid\_Tarzan](#): > > People will not learn unless their choice is death. So what you’re saying is that my choice is “or death?” ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/57 "2011-09-20T15:29:26Z")
> [@Vahid\_Tarzan](#): > > When I walk my dogs at night I see people trying so hard to make a nice life for their family, and yet powerlines strung directly over their children’s bedrooms to cook them slowly while they sleep. So many lies, there is only my hope that a wild concoction of radiation and lightning will kill them all to have mercy on my conscience. And yet, it seems to take forever before they’re fully cooked. Why do you suppose that is? Or could it be that the only ‘wild concoction’ really at play here is your delusional view of the world? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/58 "2011-09-20T15:31:06Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Well shit man. When do we _ **EAT?!!!** _ Glue ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/59 "2011-09-20T17:49:58Z")
_ **do not anger the fluff!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/60 "2011-09-20T17:59:45Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > How do we know that. Sure, he certainly presents himself as schizophrenic, but he could just as easily be a troll, roll playing out some sic-fi idea, or just really, really into fluff. Was the ‘sic-fi’ intentional, or Freudian? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464.md?page=4)