# Raging Atoms

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 16, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464 "2011-09-16T02:30:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raging-atoms/596464/101 "2011-09-25T17:53:11Z")

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Up here in Canada, the beavers can open up and take you whole… if you are not careful, you not only lose your wallet to them, but your house, and only get to see your kids on weekends…  
I blame the fluff…  
It has obviously mutated the waves of the beavers, turning them against us as a mark of the sickness of the whole of humanity.

Now I am gonna try duck taping some jello to a tree. All I gotta do first is record some ducks…

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