# Ragu- The spaghetti sauce for kids who have just watched their parents have sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 9, 2012, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960 "2012-08-09T14:44:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/21 "2012-08-09T16:12:38Z")
At least they’re [not xenophobic](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0pR-UGmZpI&feature=relmfu) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/22 "2012-08-09T16:16:24Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Perhaps he saw Mom with beauty cream all over her face. What kind of beauty cream? ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/23 "2012-08-09T16:18:22Z")
> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#): > > Did you really have to pick a white sauce? :eek: I once knew a kid named Max when I was 13 years old. One day at Max’s house, he decides to show me something. So he pulls out an unlabelled jar from under his bed, with what looks like fermented alfredo sauce filling close to half of the jar. Only it wasn’t alfredo sauce…it was his spunk. He was _saving_ it. Max and I never hung out after that. ---
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/24 "2012-08-09T16:18:58Z")
> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#): > > Did you really have to pick a white sauce? :eek: Of course. And the daughter’s-first-period one will be, when its time for the rag, its time for Ragu. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/25 "2012-08-09T16:19:42Z")
Yeah, but when Ebay came out Max got rich bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Aeris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Aeris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeris)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/26 "2012-08-09T16:24:12Z")
This thread is mentally scarring. I’m tapping out. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/27 "2012-08-09T16:30:01Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Yeah, but when Ebay came out Max got rich bitch! LOL. He had some sort of funky kimchi jizz germ factory going on there, that was for sure. I am so glad he didn’t offer to open the lid…can’t imagine what that would have _smelled_ like! :eek: > [@Aeris](#): > > This thread is mentally scarring. > > I’m tapping out. This thread is just getting started! ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/28 "2012-08-09T16:33:54Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > LOL. He had some sort of funky kimchi jizz germ factory going on there, that was for sure. I am so glad he didn’t offer to open the lid…can’t imagine what that would have _smelled_ like! Victory or napalm would be my guess. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/29 "2012-08-09T16:41:25Z")
> [@Bootis](#): > > Their next one will be mom walking in on junior wanking- Times like this call for Ragu Alfredo Sauce AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Well played… ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/30 "2012-08-09T16:42:17Z")
> [@fumster](#): > > Do people still break pasta in half? That is so 1950’s. My mother does that! XD She says she does it to make the pasta fit in the pot. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/31 "2012-08-09T16:43:20Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > What kind of beauty cream? Jer **k** ins Hand Lotion…bwahahahaahaha ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/32 "2012-08-09T16:43:20Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > If I had little kids running around the house “ragu night” would now be our new code word. “_Anthonyyyyyyyyyyy_” [Announcer] Here in Boston’s historic North End, Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti Day[/Announcer] Now we know why Anthony’s mother had to call him home. ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/33 "2012-08-09T16:44:38Z")
> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#): > > Did you really have to pick a white sauce? :eek: That was the joke. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/34 "2012-08-09T17:07:55Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > My mother does that! XD She says she does it to make the pasta fit in the pot. I always thought it was to keep us kids from twirling a fork-full bigger than our mouths. She never really said why. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/35 "2012-08-09T17:10:44Z")
I sort of got the impression that the kid came home ready for supper (hey, kids are always hungry), but found his parents, ahem, busy, and so had to start supper himself, making something so easy even a kid could do it. ---
**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/36 "2012-08-09T17:16:11Z")
Its twisted, and I love it. Still not gonna eat that crap though. ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/37 "2012-08-09T17:19:05Z")
Well, something’s definitely in there. Something of dad’s anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/38 "2012-08-09T17:37:40Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I sort of got the impression that the kid came home ready for supper (hey, kids are always hungry), but found his parents, ahem, busy, and so had to start supper himself, making something so easy even a kid could do it. It talks about the kid having a tough day. That combined with the look on his face means that only Ragu can sooth the pain he felt by seeing his parents go ass to ass with an 18" double-headed, ice blue, jelly dong. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/39 "2012-08-09T17:47:39Z")
> [@Snarky\_Kong](#): > > It talks about the kid having a tough day. That combined with the look on his face means that only Ragu can sooth the pain he felt by seeing his parents go ass to ass with an 18" double-headed, ice blue, jelly dong. [Relevant linkage.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=266235) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/40 "2012-08-09T17:47:44Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > What kind of beauty cream? I dunno what they call it, that facial mask stuff that Lucy had on when Ricky came into the room and screamed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960.md?page=3)