# Ragu- The spaghetti sauce for kids who have just watched their parents have sex

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 9, 2012, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960 "2012-08-09T14:44:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/81 "2012-08-11T14:39:45Z")

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I’ve got a question: WHO’S MAKING THE SPAGHETTI???  
Look at the guy opening the jar of Rago 18 seconds into the commercial. It’s a broad checker pattern that doesn’t match the one the kid is wearing. And it’s a long-sleeved shirt. It doesn’t match Dad’s in the dinner scene, either. or Mom’s. Everyone’s wearing short sleeves.

Maybe it belongs to that hypothetical cheatin’ postman or pizza delivery guy.

for that matter, which kid is it in the final shot that catches the jar of sauce? His green T-shirt doesn’t match anyone’s.

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2012, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/82 "2012-08-11T14:48:37Z")

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I have nothing to contribute to this discussion.

In fact, I’m not even sure why I’m posting.

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**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/83 "2012-08-14T15:15:03Z")

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> [@Raguleader](#):
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> I have nothing to contribute to this discussion.
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> In fact, I’m not even sure why I’m posting.

Because you’re America’s #1 Sauce…

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/84 "2012-08-15T00:33:00Z")

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> [@ministryman](#):
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> Because you’re America’s #1 Sauce…

Yep, kids love me.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/85 "2012-08-15T00:38:20Z")

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Sooo

Penn State grad I take it ? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/86 "2012-08-15T01:49:52Z")

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Can someone explain to me why anyone cares whether anyone else is or is not breaking spaghetti in half before cooking it?

Serious question.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/87 "2012-08-15T01:56:02Z")

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> [@Frylock](#):
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> Can someone explain to me why anyone cares whether anyone else is or is not breaking spaghetti in half before cooking it?
> 
> Serious question.

Welcome to the Internet.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ragu-the-spaghetti-sauce-for-kids-who-have-just-watched-their-parents-have-sex/630960/88 "2012-08-15T02:06:52Z")

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> [@Frylock](#):
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> Can someone explain to me why anyone cares whether anyone else is or is not breaking spaghetti in half before cooking it?
> 
> Serious question.

Not sure if I advocated it her or in another thread, but I was being facetious.  
🙂

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