# Raiders of the lost cheese cake **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 12, 2013, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-cheese-cake/652703 "2013-03-12T13:22:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-cheese-cake/652703/1 "2013-03-12T13:22:09Z")
There is a legend. It is the legend of a lost cheese cake, buried so deeply in the icy recesses of the freezer compartment that it is untouched by freezer burn. Many have searched for this cheese cake. None have ever returned. ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-cheese-cake/652703/2 "2013-03-12T13:35:01Z")
I volunteer to join the quest. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-cheese-cake/652703/3 "2013-03-12T15:02:30Z")
I call horse$#!& on that legend. I’ve never known a (good) cheesecake to last long enough to make it to the freezer; any that last long enough to the freezer isn’t worth searching for. Some chicken breasts, maybe buried back there; however. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-cheese-cake/652703/4 "2013-03-12T15:46:09Z")
The cheesecake is a lie. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-cheese-cake/652703/5 "2013-03-12T16:05:03Z")
They say cheesecake does things to a man. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-cheese-cake/652703/6 "2013-03-12T17:30:59Z")
Don’t forget your bag of grated parmesan to make the switch. You don’t want the whole freezer falling down on you and the cheese boulder coming after you. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-cheese-cake/652703/7 "2013-03-12T17:47:00Z")
> [@CT\_Damsel](#): > > I volunteer to join the quest. We have top men working on it right now. Top men. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-cheese-cake/652703/8 "2013-03-12T18:00:48Z")
> [@Edward\_The\_Head](#): > > Don’t forget your bag of grated parmesan to make the switch. You don’t want the whole freezer falling down on you and the cheese boulder coming after you. That would not be gouda. ---
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-cheese-cake/652703/9 "2013-03-12T19:59:51Z")
Cheesecake: the cake is a pie. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-cheese-cake/652703/10 "2013-03-12T20:21:20Z")
Reminds of the time our uncle bought to our Christmas party, a gallon bucket of rocky road ice cream. Unfortunately, us kids had inherited a dislike of marshmallows from our mother, so the bucket sat in our freezer for something five years. Five years, since we had also inherited ,this time from our father, a dislike of wasting food. It was finally thrown out(the ice cream, not the bucket) when we went camping and surmised that a block of ice frozen in this bucket would fit perfectly in our round water cooler. ---
**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-cheese-cake/652703/11 "2013-03-13T04:05:58Z")
One Danish ring to rule them all!!! Oh wait, I think I’m mixing my genres. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-cheese-cake/652703/12 "2013-03-13T05:17:44Z")
I suggest in situ mining. Scoop it out. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-cheese-cake/652703/13 "2013-03-13T05:37:17Z")
Cakes. Why’d it have to be cakes? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-cheese-cake/652703/14 "2013-03-13T07:34:48Z")
So, is someone Indiana Jones-ing for some cheesecake? ---
**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-cheese-cake/652703/15 "2013-03-13T07:39:56Z")
Ha! Yes, and I’m ready to nuke the fridge. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-cheese-cake/652703/16 "2013-03-13T08:49:26Z")
> [@Punoqllads](#): > > Cheesecake: the cake is a pie. That… is… brilliant!!! Hahaha!!!