# Rain rain go away. Beckdawrek wants to play: A game. A thread for weather related quips, axioms or just plain observations:

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 26, 2021, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835 "2021-02-26T18:44:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/21 "2021-02-28T22:36:29Z")

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“It’s raining, it’s pouring, my love life is boring me to tears after all these years.” – Barbra Streisand

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/22 "2021-03-01T07:11:33Z")

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Cloudy, with a chance of meatballs

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/23 "2021-03-01T10:07:25Z")

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_As the rain comes down and you look out through the blinds,_  
_You know somewhere I’ll be watching too, from another place and time._  
_And if you have a need for loving, just press your lips against the pane,_  
_And know somewhere I’ll be kissing you through the crystal falling rain._

– Ronnie Milsap

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/24 "2021-03-01T18:32:51Z")

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Red skies in the morning, a sailor takes warning.  
Red skies at night, a sailor’s delight!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/25 "2021-03-17T01:02:52Z")

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Kentucky rain keeps pouring down  
And up ahead’s another town that I’ll go walking through  
With the rain in my shoes  
Searching for you in the cold Kentucky rain

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/26 "2021-03-17T01:42:29Z")

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Raindrops keep falling on my head …

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/27 "2021-03-17T04:02:09Z")

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Despite all our achievements, we owe our existence to a six-inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/28 "2021-03-17T04:07:45Z")

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Mister Blue Sky  
Please tell us why  
You had to hide away for so long (so long)  
Where did we go wrong?

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/29 "2021-03-17T13:30:17Z")

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Don’t like the weather in Chicago? Wait a minute, it will change.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/30 "2021-03-18T14:51:59Z")

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If wind is caused by trees sneezing\*, rain must be tree snot.

(\*Calvin’s dad)

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/31 "2021-03-18T16:38:04Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> trees sneezing

That is ABSOLUTELY my favorite of Calvin’s dad. I use that phrase all the time. Man, those trees are really sneezing today!

My son bought a hammock stand the other day; now he’s waiting for the weather to warm up so he can actually use it!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/32 "2021-03-18T16:54:24Z")

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> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#):
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> That is ABSOLUTELY my favorite of Calvin’s dad. I use that phrase all the time. Man, those trees are really sneezing today!

My absolute Calvin’s dad fave is, “The Disembodied Hand That Strangled People.” THERE IT IS NOW! AUGH, IT’S GOT ME! 🤣

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2021, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/33 "2021-03-27T17:39:10Z")

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The sailor was concerned whether the ship could weather the stormy weather.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2021, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/34 "2021-03-30T23:20:51Z")

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If you’ve never seen a movie called, **The Devil’s Rain** , don’t bother; unless you want to see William Shatner shriek like a little girl and/or Ernest Borgnine melt into a big puddle of goo during the last five minutes.

You’ve been warned.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/35 "2021-07-19T10:49:19Z")

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It was raining like a bull pissing on a flat rock.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/36 "2021-07-19T14:59:51Z")

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The rain falls down on last year’s man.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/37 "2021-07-19T15:03:04Z")

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The rain falls on the just and the unjust.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/38 "2021-07-19T15:37:37Z")

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But the unjust stole the just’s umbrella.

(I don’t remember who to credit for that one --)

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/39 "2021-07-19T17:56:15Z")

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I woke up to a ‘froggy’ morning.  
A ‘froggy’ day is damp drizzly and warm.  
The frogs are singing for a full rain.  
I just looked at the weather report. It looks like they’ll get their wish.

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2021, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rain-rain-go-away-beckdawrek-wants-to-play-a-game-a-thread-for-weather-related-quips-axioms-or-just-plain-observations/933835/40 "2021-07-20T02:14:41Z")

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The original line is from the Bible:  
" …for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sendeth rain on the just and the unjust." _(Matt 4:5)_

As for the bit doggerel that you make reference to, it appears to be from the pen of one Charles Bowen:

The rain it falleth on the just  
And also on the unjust fella.  
But it mostly falleth on the just  
'Cause the unjust stole the just’s umbrella.

At least, that’s what a quick Google search turns up.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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