# Rainbow Tornado

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rainbow-tornado/364815>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 17, 2006, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rainbow-tornado/364815 "2006-07-17T04:51:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rainbow-tornado/364815/1 "2006-07-17T04:51:04Z")

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Mundane and pointless, but didn’t know if anyone had seen this, so I must share.

Cool pic: [APOD: 2006 July 2 - Tornado and Rainbow Over Kansas](http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap060702.html)

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rainbow-tornado/364815/2 "2006-07-17T06:10:58Z")

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Those are the gay gods saying “don’t fuck with Our chosen people!”

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rainbow-tornado/364815/3 "2006-07-17T06:32:20Z")

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> [@matt\_mcl](#):
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> Those are the gay gods saying “don’t fuck with Our chosen people!”

And in \*\*\*Kansas \*\*\*yet!

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rainbow-tornado/364815/4 "2006-07-17T08:41:19Z")

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They’re well-hung, I’ll give 'em that.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2006, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rainbow-tornado/364815/5 "2006-07-17T12:49:09Z")

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> [@matt\_mcl](#):
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> Those are the gay gods saying “don’t fuck with Our chosen people!”

I don’t suppose a little heavy petting would arouse their ire?

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rainbow-tornado/364815/6 "2006-07-18T06:13:00Z")

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> [@Larry Mudd](#):
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> I don’t suppose a little heavy petting would arouse their ire?

Oh no no no. Just _fucking_ their chosen people is just fine.

Every blowjob is five years off of Gay Purgatory. 'Strue.

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rainbow-tornado/364815/7 "2006-07-19T21:08:28Z")

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Okay, this thread hasn’t turned out quite the way I expected…