# Raleigh Dopefest Minutes (Linked! Don't Delete!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801 "2000-06-18T23:14:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/41 "2000-06-22T04:25:14Z")
The **doormat** says > [@](#): > > Let’s play house. You be the door, and I’ll slam you. Then we switch places so you can open wide and I can _come_ inside! ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/42 "2000-06-22T04:31:57Z")
Oh no, this is getting outta control…chiefy started it.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/43 "2000-06-22T04:43:53Z")
_mental note - Buy video camera BEFORE Norfolk Doper meeting. Make sure Aenea, Silo, and Chief all get together. Film resulting hilarity. Use it for blackmail._ ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/44 "2000-06-22T04:57:54Z")
Quick budgeting note for **Falcon** : The camera will do you no good if you don’t show up. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/45 "2000-06-22T05:00:27Z")
You know, Chief, I knew you’d be the first to comment on that post. I _told_ you, I’m coming!!! Sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/46 "2000-06-22T05:06:05Z")
And I don’t need any more information about what you’re doing in bed right now, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/47 "2000-06-22T05:09:07Z")
Chief, you WISH you knew what I did in bed. You’d be jealous. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/48 "2000-06-22T05:19:39Z")
Yup. Chillin’ out in the bed, watching TV, missing Dopefests… ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/49 "2000-06-22T05:23:42Z")
You are NEVER going to forget I missed that, are you? Hmmm…I should probably get Guy Stuff written up by then too, or you’ll tease me about that. Oh, and Chief? If you’re fantasizing about me in bed, you’ve been at sea WAY too long. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/50 "2000-06-22T05:31:33Z")
Hey, I’m not the one telling the whole board that she’s bringing a camera with the hopes of abtaining lurid photos of the chief! Then I’ll definitely know what you’re doing in bed. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/51 "2000-06-22T05:43:07Z")
Sheeesh! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/52 "2000-06-22T05:46:10Z")
Oh stop, Silo. YOU started this by not showing off in Raleigh. Then Chief offered, and well…it’s just snowballed. 😉 And please, Chief. I’m only taking the photos for the interests of…science. Yep. That’s my story. (Wait, are you telling me you’d have shown off if I’d been there in January? Wait a minute here…) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/53 "2000-06-22T06:03:22Z")
Several things: 1. “Snowball” and “Chief” in the same sentence – No-no. 2. “Has science ever seen anything this large, desirable and, dare I say, manly?” – Falcon’s Idea Of Science 3. “Wait a minute.” – Yup, sounds about right. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/54 "2000-06-22T06:22:31Z")
Several things back: 1. Snowball: your chance in hell of ever knowing what I do in bed. 2. Large and desirable? Oh please, honey. More like recording smallest specimen ever seen. 3. Hi Opal! 4. A minute sounds about right - admitting you have problems lasting, Chief? How noble of you. (And damn, guess that internet connection came back, huh?) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/55 "2000-06-22T06:54:22Z")
TMs please note: She didn’t refute “manly.” Finally, my reputation has preceeded me. And I know she wants me as much a bird can. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/56 "2000-06-22T07:00:08Z")
Well, Chief. If you have one at ALL, you’re technically a man. (And besides, I figured you were still in that alternate universe…) And your reputation? As what, Chief Clown of the SDMB? THAT one’s sure preceeded you… ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/57 "2000-06-22T14:09:58Z")
Oh, get a room! * * * Yer putz, Satan :wally _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Two months, one week, six days, 12 hours, 11 minutes and 45 seconds. 2980 cigarettes not smoked, saving $372.54. Life saved: 1 week, 3 days, 8 hours, 20 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/58 "2000-06-22T14:21:56Z")
Keep talking. I always yawn when I’m interested. They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/59 "2000-06-23T00:36:06Z")
And TM’s note: Chief did not refute Aenea and my slams here. _smiles sweetly_ ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801/60 "2000-06-23T05:10:46Z")
No one tell Falcon that I got the last word. It’ll be our little secret. Shhhhhh. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/raleigh-dopefest-minutes-linked-dont-delete/22801.md?page=4)