# ralph124c - ENOUGH!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 14, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078 "2005-02-14T21:07:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/1 "2005-02-14T21:07:40Z")

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[You have](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=302191) [the annoying](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=301612) [habit of](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=302195) [posting threads](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=302048) [and leaving](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=302296) [indefinitely,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=302188) [and refusing to](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=302051) [return to the](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=301864) [thread to offer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=301798) [thanks for answers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=301464) [or to provide](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=301462) [cites, references or](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=301360) [answer questions](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300319) [that directly refute](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=301200) [your OP’s premise.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300867) [The minute amount of](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300822) [times you have ever](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300700) [returned is solely to](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300939) [heap more answers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300870) [on your shitpile, never](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300529) [to return.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300556)

There’s a word for that, but we’re not allowed to use it.

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**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/2 "2005-02-14T21:24:41Z")

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Agreed. Thoroughly. The habit of posting such questioning OPs, only to completely ignore the replies (or worse still, to read the replies and never respond), is just plain rude.

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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/3 "2005-02-14T21:25:32Z")

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It’s the pit, you can use any word you want. 😃

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/4 "2005-02-14T21:26:42Z")

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> [@Flander](#):
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> It’s the pit, you can use any word you want. 😃

Nope. There’s one in particular we’re not allowed to use. And it fits most aptly.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/5 "2005-02-14T21:30:37Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Nope. There’s one in particular we’re not allowed to use. And it fits most aptly.

But there’s lots of other words we _are_ allowed to use that also fit quite aptly. Shitsack, for example. Dumbass. Waste of a hairpiece. Used bandaid. Dog anus.

The list goes on.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/6 "2005-02-14T21:33:14Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Nope. There’s one in particular we’re not allowed to use. And it fits most aptly.

What, snugglebu—

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**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/7 "2005-02-14T21:40:10Z")

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> [@lno](#):
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> What, snugglebu—

Aha - someone who knows without asking who my dog (Binkley) is named for!

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/8 "2005-02-14T21:45:04Z")

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I don’t think he’s “that word.” I just think he’s incredibly stupid.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/9 "2005-02-14T21:48:45Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> I just think he’s incredibly stupid.

To demonstrate full agreement, I quote myself:

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> I would gladly pay the Chicago Reader $14.95, hell, they can double it, $29.90, in order to puchase for you (Ralph) this custom title: The SDMB’s stupidest poster.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/10 "2005-02-14T21:53:23Z")

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While YOU’RE at it, WOULD you stop with the RANDOM capitialization in your thread TITLES?

Thanks awfully.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/11 "2005-02-14T21:57:43Z")

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> [@Katriona](#):
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> Aha - someone who knows without asking who my dog (Binkley) is named for!

I’m guessing Binkley isn’t a basset hound (with or without antlers).

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/12 "2005-02-14T22:11:09Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> I don’t think he’s “that word.” I just think he’s incredibly stupid.

Well, he’s a putz, no doubt. I’m not certain he’s all that stupid, but he does seem to enjoy more than his share of shit-stirring and trolling posts.

I would suggest, though, that it might well be possible that he simply doesn’t think to return to the Bizaro threads he posts. Perhaps he just doesn’t think much about them.

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/13 "2005-02-14T22:11:45Z")

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What do you figure the odds are that he’ll read this thread? He’ll probably just start a new one in response. And then never go back to that one.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/14 "2005-02-14T22:20:48Z")

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Oh, I think that’s a near-certainty, Ravenman. While ultimately I hope to smack some sense into ralph with this thread, more practically I hope to just raise awareness of his habits, hoping that people will stop feeding his threads. I wish there was a “ralph124c Rule”, where his thread is immediately locked after 10 posts until he returns to it and answers questions. There are a couple threads I linked to that went a couple pages before he returned (and even then he wouldn’t provide cites or any indication that he took the time to read people’s responses).

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/15 "2005-02-14T22:33:00Z")

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Oh man. The “Would I be a good general?” one almost made me mad. The effort people took in writing their posts only to get this in return:

I would make a good general. [return]  
I have an industrial/exterminator’s view of war.[return]  
The romantic view of how war is wages is faulty.[return]  
…

_grrrrr_

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/16 "2005-02-14T22:35:50Z")

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This is the most deserving (and overdue) pitting I’ve yet seen. I swear I lose IQ points every time I run across a post of his.

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/17 "2005-02-14T22:38:53Z")

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Not only that, his posting style is annoying and his phrasing is obnoxious, all in all he annoys the hell out of me.

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**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/18 "2005-02-14T22:44:46Z")

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> [@Lute Skywatcher](#):
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> I’m guessing Binkley isn’t a basset hound (with or without antlers).

Beagle/Corgi. And for a shelter dog you’d think would have an anxiety closet, he’s remarkably well-adjusted.

However, his ‘brother,’ also a Beagle/Corgi, does look a bit like Rosebud. I so wanted to name him Rosebud, but DH thought the it was ‘too girly.’ Poor abused Mojo is made to wear antlers at Christmas.

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/19 "2005-02-14T22:45:29Z")

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Argh, I meant to type “but his phrasing is obnoxious,” damn typos.

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ralph124c-enough/290078/20 "2005-02-14T22:50:39Z")

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I’d just like to say that I sit in awe of how much work must have gone into writing that OP.

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