# Ramadan came and went... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 5, 2019, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ramadan-came-and-went/835047 "2019-06-05T02:30:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ramadan-came-and-went/835047/81 "2019-06-12T02:12:42Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > Crud, I thought someone said “Ramen’s done!”. Now I’m hungry for noodles and ain’t got naan. Your punishment will be to write “I will not make bad puns.” on the chalkboard one hundred times. ---
**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ramadan-came-and-went/835047/82 "2019-06-12T04:06:19Z")
I would like to nominate this tread for the lamest pitting ever award, if and when we hold those awards. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ramadan-came-and-went/835047/83 "2019-06-12T10:28:00Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > Crud, I thought someone said “Ramen’s done!”. Now I’m hungry for noodles and ain’t got naan. That’s a paddlin’. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ramadan-came-and-went/835047/84 "2019-06-12T12:58:51Z")
> [@Chisquirrel](#): > > Your punishment will be to write “I will not make bad puns.” on the chalkboard one hundred times. > [@Kobal2](#): > > That’s a paddlin’. Hmm, one punishment and one reward. Thank you sirs, may I have another?!? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ramadan-came-and-went/835047/85 "2019-06-12T19:57:22Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > Do you have the requisite “Down with Xians!” tattoo? No, but i downloaded an image of [Piss Christ](http://dujye7n3e5wjl.cloudfront.net/photographs/1080-tall/time-100-influential-photos-andres-serrano-immersions-piss-christ-80.jpg) once. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ramadan-came-and-went/835047/86 "2019-06-13T09:22:09Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > There’s an atheist coterie at the SDMB and I wasn’t invited? ☹ Dammit, I thought it was an atheist _cotillion_. I feel such a fool now, turning up in this fancy dress. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ramadan-came-and-went/835047/87 "2019-06-13T13:24:05Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > > [@Chisquirrel](#): > > > > Your punishment will be to write “I will not make bad puns.” on the chalkboard one hundred times. > > > [@Kobal2](#): > > > > That’s a paddlin’. > > Hmm, one punishment and one reward. Thank you sirs, may I have another?!? What’s the term for a chalkboard writing fetish? ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ramadan-came-and-went/835047/88 "2019-06-13T13:45:29Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > No, but i downloaded an image of [Piss Christ](http://dujye7n3e5wjl.cloudfront.net/photographs/1080-tall/time-100-influential-photos-andres-serrano-immersions-piss-christ-80.jpg) once. X on a crutch! It’s “Piss X”. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ramadan-came-and-went/835047/89 "2019-06-13T14:07:17Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Dammit, I thought it was an atheist _cotillion_. I feel such a fool now, turning up in this fancy dress. Well, as long as you’re here, make like your username and flutter those petticoats! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ramadan-came-and-went/835047.md?page=4)