# Ramen Preparation Method

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 30, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ramen-preparation-method/18188 "2000-04-30T20:37:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ramen-preparation-method/18188/41 "2000-05-02T16:54:50Z")

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Believe it or not, my mouth is actually WATERING for some Ramen!! Oh, to be poor and in college again!

1. Boil water and add brick of noodles.
2. After about 3 minutes, add spice packet.
3. After about 2 minutes, drain most of the broth.
4. Put noodles into a bowl and twirl the noodles onto a fork until you have a HUGE lump there.
5. Shove into your mouth and wipe stray juice off of your chin.
6. Repeat.

PS. This must be eaten at 3 AM, after you have had about 6 beers from a warm keg of Old Milwaukee and 1/2 pint of Mad Dog.

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