# Rancid Priebus is a disgusting human being

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rancid-priebus-is-a-disgusting-human-being/750195>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2016, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rancid-priebus-is-a-disgusting-human-being/750195 "2016-03-26T02:56:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rancid-priebus-is-a-disgusting-human-being/750195/161 "2016-03-28T20:18:04Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Weingarten’s proposal “constitutes, in fact, a solicitation for the order by the addressee of goods or services, or both.”
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> RNC’s does not.

Ah, I see – the distinction rests upon the current Republican policy of do-nothingism (i.e. normally people who contributed to putting them into office would be purchasing the service of governance according to Republican preferences, but since they aren’t bothering to actually do that any more then they are off the goods-or-services hook).

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rancid-priebus-is-a-disgusting-human-being/750195/162 "2016-03-28T20:21:02Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> [Less than 10 days ago.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=787486). That was a rant against the entire party, not just one measly person!

> [@Bricker](#):
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> And how much support did it garner?

Sir, those goalposts are stadium property. I’m afraid you’ll have to come with me…

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rancid-priebus-is-a-disgusting-human-being/750195/163 "2016-03-28T20:24:04Z")

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> [@D\_Anconia](#):
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> There is a much simpler solution. Pay your bills on time, every month, in full, and you’ll never receive a dunning notice.
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> If you do receive a fake one 40 years later, you’ll likely know it, before you even open the envelope.
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> Easy peasy.

> [@MaxTheVool](#):
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> Wow you’re an out-of-touch insensitive ass.

If karma actually worked, every single item of importance **D’Anaconia** put into the mail would vanish into a postal black hole until such time as he understood the stupidity of the above statement or the sun blew up into a red giant, whichever comes first.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rancid-priebus-is-a-disgusting-human-being/750195/164 "2016-03-28T20:26:49Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> I’m continually amazed that people who are shocked and disgusted when someone uses force or violence to steal somebody’s money are much more understanding if you _outsmart_ your victim. If they are our people, we protect them, if they are not our people, who’s people are they?

I’m inclined to a certain sympathy toward this perspective:

[QUOTE=Jonathan Swift, “Gulliver’s Travels”]  
They look upon fraud as a greater crime than theft, and therefore seldom fail to punish it with death; for they allege, that care and vigilance, with a very common understanding, may preserve a man’s goods from thieves, but honesty has no defence against superior cunning; and, since it is necessary that there should be a perpetual intercourse of buying and selling, and dealing upon credit, where fraud is permitted and connived at, or has no law to punish it, the honest dealer is always undone, and the knave gets the advantage.  
[/QUOTE]

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rancid-priebus-is-a-disgusting-human-being/750195/165 "2016-03-28T21:15:06Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> I’m inclined to a certain sympathy toward this perspective:

The _Knave Gets the Advantage_ is tattooed on Brickers gut in the Old English typeface.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rancid-priebus-is-a-disgusting-human-being/750195/166 "2016-03-28T21:48:21Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Ah, I see – the distinction rests upon the current Republican policy of do-nothingism (i.e. normally people who contributed to putting them into office would be purchasing the service of governance according to Republican preferences, but since they aren’t bothering to actually do that any more then they are off the goods-or-services hook).

Yes, you got it.

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rancid-priebus-is-a-disgusting-human-being/750195/167 "2016-03-28T21:50:10Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> I’m continually amazed that people who are shocked and disgusted when someone uses force or violence to steal somebody’s money are much more understanding if you _outsmart_ your victim. If they are our people, we protect them, if they are not our people, who’s people are they?

The dumb people are yours. Got it.

(NB: yes, I gave Steve MB a rolleyes for the same tactic.)

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rancid-priebus-is-a-disgusting-human-being/750195/168 "2016-03-28T21:53:45Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> The dumb people are yours. Got it.

Says the guy with the party that is electing Trump. :rolleyes:

I drew a pic of how I picture you with, “The Knave Gets the Advantage” on your belly, ala Tupak’s Thug Life tattoo, but in retrospect, I think I drew it too flattering, so I won’t post it.

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rancid-priebus-is-a-disgusting-human-being/750195/169 "2016-03-28T21:56:52Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> I think it’s true that Republicans get pitted a lot more than Democrats do.

Absolutely. But (and I’ve made this point a zillion times), that’s not due to hypocrisy, that’s due to basic human nature. And I agree that that DNC mailing was worthy of a pit thread. But I didn’t start one. Why, because I’m a hypocrite? No, because I had never heard of it. And even if I had, would I have started a pit thread? Well, maybe. Depends on how busy I was at the moment, how near my PC, what my mood was, etc, etc, etc.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rancid-priebus-is-a-disgusting-human-being/750195/170 "2016-03-28T21:57:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> … drew a pic of how I picture you with, “The Knave Gets the Advantage” on your belly, ala Tupak’s Thug Life tattoo, but in retrospect, I think I drew it too flattering, so I won’t post it.

Thank you.

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**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rancid-priebus-is-a-disgusting-human-being/750195/171 "2016-03-28T21:57:35Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> The dumb people are yours. Got it.

That would be wittier if the topic of the thread wasn’t “GOP harvests the dimmer lights on their porch.”

Then again, _that_ metaphor would be better if it wasn’t mixed.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rancid-priebus-is-a-disgusting-human-being/750195/172 "2016-03-29T05:41:56Z")

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Fuck it.

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