# Rand Paul is an infected anal fissure **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 21, 2021, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928 "2021-07-21T00:00:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/61 "2022-01-06T13:42:11Z")
I hope Paul’s neighbor got the gift basket I sent him. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/62 "2022-01-06T17:51:48Z")
_i would sometimes spread misinformation. This is a great tactic. Misinformation can be very important._ Rand Paul This is an old quote. The context is that he was asked for advice about exam prep from a medical student. The anecdote is at the beginning of the article. > **[Can Rand Paul Learn to Tell the Truth?](https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/10/can-rand-paul-learn-to-tell-the-truth/280701/)** > > The Kentucky senator and presidential hopeful has charisma, fundraising power, and new ideas. Now if can only resolve his sticky habit for bending the facts. This just goes to show what a total piece of shit Paul is. It’s not just the glorification of misinformation. Someone asked him for advice on how to do better on an exam, and Paul responded by advising him on how to sabotage his classmates so they did worse on their exams. Which does not help you do better, but I guess he was desperate not to be at the absolute bottom of his class. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/63 "2022-01-13T03:08:58Z")
Texted maganut and asked why everyone was peeved at Rand. He said, “because he’s calling out Faucis bioweapon new world order great reset depopulation genocide. Not a joke or exaggeration.” Then “death rates 18-64 up 40 percent in vaxed areas. This is the beginning of the mass cull the biggest genocide in history.” I asked him, as big as Pol Pots? But no reply. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/64 "2022-01-13T06:18:59Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > _i would sometimes spread misinformation. This is a great tactic. Misinformation can be very important._ Rand Paul > > This is an old quote. Interesting to note his playbook was firmly established a ways back. > [@SuntanLotion](#): > > Texted maganut and asked why everyone was peeved at Rand. He said, “because he’s calling out Faucis bioweapon new world order great reset depopulation genocide. Not a joke or exaggeration.” Then “death rates 18-64 up 40 percent in vaxed areas. This is the beginning of the mass cull the biggest genocide in history.” I asked him, as big as Pol Pots? But no reply. In that I just barely give enough of a flying turtle’s fuck to query, but it is kinda odd that you report that apparently maganuts were peeved, not pleased, with Rand’s latest turd-volley at AF. Oh, hey, btw - didn’t your friend win this latest heat? [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/MVBgD4Y2JQ8/maxresdefault.jpg "Rockford Speedway's World Famous Figure 8 Trailer Race 2018") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVBgD4Y2JQ8&t=135) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/65 "2022-01-13T07:20:29Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > In that I just barely give enough of a flying turtle’s fuck to query, but it is kinda odd that you report that apparently maganuts were peeved, not pleased, with Rand’s latest turd-volley at AF. I read it as a Trumpist giving their opinion on why non-Trumpists were mad at Rand. And it was because Rand revealed the truth about Fauci’s bioweapon and were attacking the messenger. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/66 "2022-01-13T07:25:08Z")
Ah, the sensible “everyone”. Yeah, I’d go with that. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/67 "2022-01-13T13:18:40Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > Texted maganut and asked why everyone was peeved at Rand. He said, “because he’s calling out Faucis bioweapon new world order great reset depopulation genocide. Not a joke or exaggeration.” Then “death rates 18-64 up 40 percent in vaxed areas. This is the beginning of the mass cull the biggest genocide in history.” I asked him, as big as Pol Pots? But no reply. So, they don’t want Paul to bring public attention to Fauci’s genocide? They are pro-genocide? Also, they think it’s the vaccine killing people and not the virus? ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/68 "2022-01-13T13:20:36Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > The idea is that the voters filling in these ballots have no agency and are just doing what they are told and so shouldn’t really be counted as votes. The subtext being that African Americans are just too dumb and gullible to be allowed to vote. People like that were saying the same thing about African-American voters during Reconstruction, just before they started passing laws and other Jim Crow measures to stop them from exercising their newly won right to vote. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/69 "2022-01-13T13:46:18Z")
He thinks the vaccine is there to kill people, he must’ve gotten this from Alex Jones. It hasn’t occured to him that it’s mostly democrats that are getting the vaccine so his logic is skewed there. Simple explanation-he crazy ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/70 "2022-01-13T17:21:07Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > I read it as a Trumpist giving their opinion on why non-Trumpists were mad at Rand. Me, I find myself wondering why a non-[America-hating fuckstick]ist would even ask that question of a [America-hating fuckstick]ist. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/71 "2022-01-14T06:03:33Z")
He said he doesn’t want the democrats (who are vaccinated) to be genocided. Yep. He also wants to come through this mass cull, where 1 out of every 3 humans will be killed to rebuild society. 😳 I told him sounds like the Manson family ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/72 "2022-01-14T10:53:12Z")
He does know that whole Thanos thing wasn’t real, right? ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/73 "2022-01-14T14:31:10Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > He said he doesn’t want the democrats (who are vaccinated) to be genocided. Yep. He also wants to come through this mass cull, where 1 out of every 3 humans will be killed to rebuild society. 😳 I told him sounds like the Manson family So liberal leaders are tricking liberal followers into getting themselves eliminated? ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/74 "2022-01-14T14:56:02Z")
Logic means nothing to them. Going to look up “Thanos”… ---
**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/75 "2022-01-14T16:43:52Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > Going to look up “Thanos”… Are you from the moon? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/76 "2022-01-14T17:51:49Z")
Because he is a dick: > **[An old video has surfaced of Sen. Rand Paul telling students that spreading...](https://news.yahoo.com/old-video-surfaced-sen-rand-033318535.html)** > > The Kentucky senator admits in the 2013 video he would "sometimes spread misinformation" to college classmates and called it a "great tactic." ---
**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/77 "2022-01-14T18:08:12Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > He does know that whole Thanos thing wasn’t real, right? But the Theranos thing was real…Hmmm. I smell a brand new conspiracy theory! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/78 "2022-01-14T18:12:53Z")
> [@Folly](#): > > > [@Gyrate](#): > > > > He does know that whole Thanos thing wasn’t real, right? > > But the Theranos thing was real…Hmmm. I smell a brand new conspiracy theory! - Coming up with a brand new conspiracy theory is a snap. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/79 "2022-01-14T19:12:57Z")
Which moon, Titan? ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928/80 "2022-01-14T20:47:36Z")
Ok, I looked it up. I don’t see how he gets that 1 out of every 3 people will die and how life could be normal again. Where would they bury them all? Who does what work? Time released death vaccines. And with his guns and ammo he will help get the society back to normal. Scary [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-paul-is-an-infected-anal-fissure/946928.md?page=5)