# Rand Rover's a non-tipping, SUV-driving, Republican, picky-eater fatty who hovers over toilet seats **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 12, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-rovers-a-non-tipping-suv-driving-republican-picky-eater-fatty-who-hovers-over-toilet-seats/532259 "2010-03-12T17:06:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-rovers-a-non-tipping-suv-driving-republican-picky-eater-fatty-who-hovers-over-toilet-seats/532259/201 "2010-03-18T14:28:36Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Allow me to translate: I think you’re cute, but now that you’ve been mean to me, I’m going to pretend like I don’t. Those grapes? Up there in the tree? Totally sour. I think I see some mold. > [@tacoloco](#): > > Creepy dude is creepy. $5 says he and \*\*tdn \*\*get together to paw waitresses. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2010, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-rovers-a-non-tipping-suv-driving-republican-picky-eater-fatty-who-hovers-over-toilet-seats/532259/202 "2010-03-20T02:04:22Z")
Ah, the sad lament of a waitress who never got pawed. SFG, there are better ways for you to deal with your body image issues than lashing out at me. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2010, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-rovers-a-non-tipping-suv-driving-republican-picky-eater-fatty-who-hovers-over-toilet-seats/532259/203 "2010-03-20T03:43:11Z")
Dudette, LOL, you been pwed! ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-rovers-a-non-tipping-suv-driving-republican-picky-eater-fatty-who-hovers-over-toilet-seats/532259/204 "2010-03-20T13:30:17Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > So if the burger is made of, for example, ground turkey, you don’t call it a fucking hamburger. You call it a turkey burger. What if it’s made of ground ham? ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-rovers-a-non-tipping-suv-driving-republican-picky-eater-fatty-who-hovers-over-toilet-seats/532259/205 "2010-03-22T17:26:34Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Ah, the sad lament of a waitress who never got pawed. SFG, there are better ways for you to deal with your body image issues than lashing out at me. No one thinks you’re cute except your lickspittles. Try again, dear. > [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > What if it’s made of ground ham? Then we call it “gross.” ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-rovers-a-non-tipping-suv-driving-republican-picky-eater-fatty-who-hovers-over-toilet-seats/532259/206 "2010-03-22T17:42:58Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > What if it’s made of ground ham? A Randburger, but only if it’s topped with non-government cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-rovers-a-non-tipping-suv-driving-republican-picky-eater-fatty-who-hovers-over-toilet-seats/532259/207 "2010-03-22T17:45:50Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Ah, the sad lament of a waitress who never got pawed. SFG, there are better ways for you to deal with your body image issues than lashing out at me. Burns as many calories as anything else she might be doing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rand-rovers-a-non-tipping-suv-driving-republican-picky-eater-fatty-who-hovers-over-toilet-seats/532259.md?page=10)