No. During a period in our school punctuated with several boys streaking, I was sick with the flu.
Two incidents come to mind.
Once I was walking with my wife when she laughed and said you saw him right, I said no who? She pointed out a naked man leaning on a light pole with an IV bag dragging on the ground connected to his arm. She said he was probably a homeless man picked up by an ambulance who fled the ER, said it happened a few times when she worked by a hospital. She still jokes I am so unobservant I walked right by a naked dude with an IV and didn’t notice.
Other time I was waiting at a taxi stand with strangers at night, the taxi stand is to one side of a bridge and a tall and attractive woman was walking on the sidewalk on the other side. Suddenly she turns and grabs the railing and hikes up her skirt to reveal she isn’t wearing underwear and bends over and starts twerking or dancing. I’m watching the show and laughing, a middle aged woman next to me is yelling “YOU’RE NASTY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU’RE SICK!” and a guy to the other side of me is just like “niiiiiiiiiiice”. Eventually she stands up pulls down her skirt and walks away. If there weren’t other people witnessing that I’d have thought I hallucinated it or something lol.
Girl Scout Camp, 1977. We are canoeing and a thunderstorm comes up so we pull over to shore to wait it out. Along comes a motorboat with 7 people in it, and, did my eyes deceive me? No, they are stark raving nude.
They say “Hi” and ask who we are, and when we tell them we are girl scouts reply, “Oh, sorry, we’re naked.”
“Yeah, we noticed,” someone answers. They speed off, dock, and race across the local highway in their birthday suits.
Went to an MLB baseball game a couple years ago. It was a very drunken mess of a game (that’s what happens when the Yankees come to town). We witnessed one guy peeing on a major flight of steps. It was like a trainwreck that you couldn’t stop watching. And during the game we saw not one, not two, but three streakers go across the field (all got tackled pretty good). And we saw a 4th get taken out before he could get on the field. I’ve been to quite a few games but never seen anything like that one.
I was going to say no but now I remember two incidents.
One was when I was very young - like 10 or so. Me and my best friend were out in the front yard playing of something. This young woman about 18 years old walks by wearing a pair of overalls and no shirt underneath. You could see her entire breast and nipple with ease. My friend looked at me and in Urdu said, “That’s not how you wear it.”
The second was just a few years ago. I was at the DMV and there was like 100 people there. I glanced a few rows over and this large breasted woman was there in a stretchy tank dress with her little son. I looked over a few minutes later - it was a long wait - and the dress had fallen down and her breast had popped out, flashing the entire DMV. I thought about going over there to tell her but I would have had to cross 5-6 rows of people, thus drawing even more attention to her. Plus, I have large breasts, and there’s a reason I don’t wear stretchy tank dresses (with no bra!) So it was kind of her own fault.
It wasn’t out for too long, though.
I remembered another! I was in India, in Calcutta, and a man was bathing naked on the sidewalk. I mean, the full ensemble, he was all soaped up and he was getting water from a bucket. Right there on the road. I was 15. It certainly left an impression.
For unintentional nudity, just a couple months ago I was walking down the boardwalk in Rehoboth, DE with my family one day on our way to the amusement park. On the beach side of the boardwalk there are showers that you can use when you come off of the beach. Just ahead of us, a girl of maybe 16 but with a body of a 30-year old turned off the shower and crossed the boardwalk in front of us to catch up with her friends on the other side, but she apparently didn’t realize that her bikini bottoms has twisted to the side for her big dark bush was clearly visible to around 100 people.
About 15 years ago my boss at a very small company had a pool party at her house for all of us, about 12 people. One of my female coworkers- I was only 1 of two guys there- was laying on a towel next to the pool, propped up on an elbow, talking with me and a couple others who were in the pool. She somehow didn’t notice that her upper boob had fallen out of her top; we were carrying on a conversation and I was trying to look away but not be rude, and now I know what they look like. They’re real, and they’re spectacular.
Middle of the day, my wife and I were driving along a fairly empty two-lane road, and we saw two guys in their mid to late teens walking in the same direction we were driving. As we got closer, they turned around, dropped their shorts to their knees, and did a sort of doggie-style thrusting motion, making their dicks swing to and fro as we drove past. My wife immediately burst out laughing- it was actually pretty funny.
This might not count, but occasionally when my wife and I go out together without the kids, she’ll either go braless or pantiless, or both, and surreptitiously flash me while we’re out. Sometimes others have seen, but that’s not her intention.
Yup! There was a wonderful raunchy blues singer in Chicago named Arelean Brown, whose hit record on WVON was “I’m A Streaker, Baby”, and, yes, SHE streaked during her stage show.
And **SHE **(herself) was streaked during a show on the North Side … by two famous (?) record producers, whose names I will not reveal here. Butt nekkid they were 
This is a good time to point out that only fit young women should be naked. Everybody else keep your clothes on.
I’d think that if I’d spent that much money on something like that, I’d want to show it/them off too!
Never been flashed or seen any streaking.
The best I’ve got for public nudity are two incidents and a third honorable mention:
-
a woman my father was dating lost her keys in the sand and came out of her bikini top while searching. I kept thinking “Surely she’ll notice and I can pretend I didn’t see anything” but eventually I had to say something… I was 15 at the time, so you know that was seared into my brain.
-
at a 4th of July party a couple of years ago, a neighbor’s nanny was sitting on my porch steps, wearing very sheer pantyhose but not underwear.
-
It’s not exactly nudity, but this is actually the first thing that comes to mind: When I was in 7th grade advanced English class, there were 3 boys and 20-something girls. The classroom was set up with half of the kids on each side, facing each other into the middle. Miniskirts were in fashion, and 7th grade girls apparently have much to learn about keeping their legs together. I didn’t see any actual nudity… but when you see enough of a girl’s panties to have a favorite, that’s far more information than a 7th grade boy is really prepared to deal with. :eek:
I’ve seen plenty of public nudity. When I lived in Austin we used to go sailing on Lake Travis. We never sailed to Hippie Hollow, which is a nude beach, but if we got near it there were decent odds that some of the boats nearby would have naked people in them.
A popular pastime in summer was to float down the Guadalupe river on inner tubes. Combine college age kids, drinking, and water and I’ve seen more breasts than I can count (and I can count pretty high). Most trips we were guaranteed to have a guy flashing his junk at a group of girls, and sometimes girls flashing it all right back.
I enjoy skinny dipping and know a few holes - have caught other people there from time to time.
Was in Playa Del Carmen and saw a few naked people on the beach after the sun went down and we were out walking.
It’s not hard to see even if you aren’t really watching for it.
College. One of the fraternities made their pledges do a nighttime nude run. Apparently, two of them missed it.
I wake up & open the blinds in my dorm to see what it’s like out; the forecast turned out to be mostly sunny & 100% chance of naked pledges!
These two, who were wearing only their shoes, were truckin’ up the sidewalk. They had to touch the wall of the pizza shop on the far side of the street. Lucky for them, they got the light so there was no standing around. Unlucky for the guy who was driving & stopped at the light, he got a front row seat to two guys running in front of his car in all their glory…twice!
My wife and I almost got stepped on while nekkid on what we thought was a deserted stretch of beach at night.
I’ve seen a few people skinnydip, but it was at sunset or night so there wasn’t anything to see.
Then, later, I worked for a porn site, and it was rare for a day to pass where I didn’t see nudey bits.
I think I’d be less embarassed if my junk was momentarily revealed than if I had a booger hanging.
Sorry about that, we tried not to stare!
We were at Biketoberfest in Daytona last weekend and were treated to the sight of an older, somewhat rotund woman wearing a stretchy “lace” top over her braless self. Either she didn’t look in the mirror before leaving the house or her fashion filter is out of calibration - it was not a pretty sight. I wasn’t offended or anything, but both my husband and I were shaking our heads after she passed. No accounting for taste, I guess.
In the 60’s straking was a popular past time. A couple of us did the naked run through the girls locker room at shower time. Young men or women getting naked in inapropriate places was not all that unsusual then.
Back when I lived in NYC and worked nights . . . one night I was walking from Penn Station a few blocks to work, when on very crowded 7th Avenue, between two lanes of oncoming traffic was a naked guy. He looked like a college student, and was wearing one red sneaker, and holding the other. He was probably the victim of a frat prank.
Another night, when I lived in the E. Village, I was walking home at about 3 a.m., and saw a young guy passed out on the steps of Cooper Union, still clutching a beer bottle. His pants were down around his ankles, and he was sporting quite a large uncut cock. All kinds of scenarios passed through my mind, and I thought of awakening him . . . but just kept walking instead.
I go to circus/ juggling meetups, nekkid people abound at them.
There’s a show and someone’s a bit late starting? Nekkid person!
The showers have a queue, but it’s raining heavily? Nekkid soapy person!
3am and booze has been flowing? Whole bunch 'o nekkid people!
My favourite nekkid story though was one I didn’t see. A few years back, I went to Finland, and couchsurfed at a nice girl’s house (on my way to a juggling convention, as it happens). The previous week, Eurovision had been on, and she’s held a bbq party with a bunch of friends by the lake, watching it. One (lightly boozed) guy declared than, despite the song being pretty decent, Finland never won- in fact, if they won, he’d run naked round the lake.
Guess who won? 
So, he gets his clothes off, and starts running. Now, this wasn’t Baikal or anything, but it’s a decent size lake, so when he wasn’t back in half an hour, it was decided to go look for him. This consisted of wandering round, asking passers by ‘Excuse me, did you see a naked man run past?’ and following the directions. They eventually found him in a bar, halfway through his second beer.
Yep, not only are the bars OK with nekkid men running in, the response of the locals is to go ‘That nekkid guy looks thirsty, here, have a beer!’