# Random Big Bang Theory quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 20, 2016, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196 "2016-12-20T00:24:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/181 "2017-01-20T14:46:46Z")
In a bar, Howard says he hasn’t picked up a woman because Leonard is weighing him down; he’s “a falcon who hunts better solo.” Leonard responds with something like “Fine, I’ll sit here. You go hunt.” Then this: Howard: You can’t just tell a falcon when to hunt. Leonard: Actually, you can. There’s a whole sport built around it. Falconry. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/182 "2017-01-20T15:04:57Z")
Amy: That’d be my boyfriend. Happier playing his dopey Star Trek game with his friends than hanging out with me. Penny: Wars. Amy: What? Penny: Star Wars. They get all cranky when you mix the two up. Amy: What’s the difference? Penny: There’s absolutely no difference. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/183 "2017-01-20T15:12:00Z")
**Sheldon:** I found the Grinch to be a relatable and engaging character, and I was really with him right up the point that he succumbed to social convention and returned the presents and saved Christmas. What a buzz-kill that was. **Leonard:** When we watch _Frosty the Snowman,_ he roots for the sun. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2017, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/184 "2017-01-21T03:13:57Z")
Penny and Leonard have a bit of a spat because Leonard said the sex was “Just fine.” And Penny leaves with Leonard running after her. Basically Sheldon had tattled to her about what Leonard had said. After they leave the apartment: **Sheldon:** I sense I may have crossed some sort of line. **Raj:** Ya you… **Howard:** Buh buh buh buh buh. Let’s see if he can figure it out on his own. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2017, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/185 "2017-01-21T04:23:32Z")
I was watching Entertainment Tonight and they had a segment on Jim Parsons aka Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory and many many plays. They had interviewed him because he has a radio show on Sirius XM on the " Radio Andy" channel and apparently today was his first day. It’s called “Jim Parsons is too stupid for Politics.” It’s only going to run for 6 weeks. But he said he wanted to talk about politics from a neutral point of view and just talk about the facts. He also said that he is an Executive producer for a Big Bang Theory spin-off show about a teenage Sheldon. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2017, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/186 "2017-01-21T04:30:55Z")
Oh, I forgot to add that he did say that he has no plans to leave TBBT. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2017, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/187 "2017-01-21T11:00:25Z")
**Leonard:** How can I go out with a woman who believes in psychics? **Howard:** Hey, I once dated a girl who believed she was abducted by aliens. **Leonard:** And that didn’t bother you? **Howard:** _Au contraire._ It meant she was gullible and open to a little probing. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2017, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/188 "2017-01-21T14:53:49Z")
Stuart: I’m sorry, but you’re obviously stuck in a pre-Zero Hour DC universe. Sheldon: Of course I am. Removing Joe Chill as the killer of Batman’s parents effectively deprived him of his _raison d’être_. Stuart: Okay, you can throw all the French around you want, it doesn’t make you right. Sheldon: _Au contraire_. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/189 "2017-01-22T06:20:13Z")
**Sheldon:** I got to see the inside of [Stan Lee’s] house, and got a signed form for a restraining order from him. Plus I get to hang out with him again, at the hearing. [_Walks off to his room_] This will look great next to my restraining order from Leonard Nimoy. ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/190 "2017-01-22T07:10:27Z")
I did not mean to lead you on. You touched my arm for 2 Mississippi’s ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/191 "2017-01-22T07:22:17Z")
Nine times out of ten, no problem _What about the tenth time?_ Problem. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/192 "2017-01-22T11:59:59Z")
**Penny:** Who’s Adam West? **Sheldon:** “Who’s Adam West”?!?! Leonard, what do the two of you talk about after the coitus? **Howard:** My guess is “Hey, four minutes! New record!” ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/193 "2017-01-24T04:19:48Z")
**Sheldon:** We could be the first to plant a flag on Mars. We could be the first to watch Mars Attacks\* on Mars. We could be the first to say, ’ Good Lord what on Mars are you talking about? \*An awesome movie BTW. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/194 "2017-01-24T07:22:00Z")
**Penny:** So, what do you say, Sheldon? Are we your X-Men? **Sheldon:** No. The X-Men were named for the “X” in Charles Xavier. Since I’m Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-Men. **Howard:** Oh, that’s not a good name. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/195 "2017-01-24T18:39:30Z")
Sheldon: The “Lone-Star State” should be its Yelp rating. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/196 "2017-01-24T18:59:02Z")
Penny: What do you mean, new roommate? What happened to Leonard? Sheldon: The same thing that happened to _Homo Erectus_. He was replaced by a superior species. Raj: _I’m_ the new homo in town. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/197 "2017-01-24T22:47:39Z")
Sheldon: I just made a pot of tea. Would you like some? Barry Kripke: Am I wearing a summer frock? No, I don’t want tea. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/198 "2017-01-24T22:49:32Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > \*\*Sheldon:\*_We could be the first to watch Mars Attacks_ on Mars. > > \*An awesome movie BTW. Totally. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/199 "2017-01-25T02:35:21Z")
**Howard:** [to himself] In a situation like this, you gotta pick sides. You’re either on Team Leonard or Team Penny. **Sheldon:** Which one picks last? **Howard:** What? **Sheldon:** Usually, I’m on the team that picks last… unless there’s a kid in a wheelchair. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/200 "2017-01-25T14:51:23Z")
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