# Random Big Bang Theory quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 20, 2016, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196 "2016-12-20T00:24:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/201 "2017-01-26T01:09:32Z")
**Raj** [to Howard]: Go away. She wants New Delhi, not kosher deli. ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/202 "2017-01-26T11:02:40Z")
If you want to put on some music that would be ok Wow this road trip just got crazy Play that funky music white boy ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/203 "2017-01-26T12:38:28Z")
**Amy:** I’m here because my mother and I have agreed that I will date at least once a year. **Sheldon:** Interesting. My mother and I have the same agreement about church. **Amy:** I don’t object to the concept of a deity, but I’m baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance. **Sheldon:** Well, then you might want to avoid East Texas. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/204 "2017-01-26T18:40:06Z")
Imagine you’re holding a pen. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2017, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/205 "2017-01-27T03:46:36Z")
Wil Wheaton and Penny are doing a podcast about the movie they did together, “Serial Apeist 2”, and Kevin Smith calls in and Wil makes a joke about Kevins movies: **Kevin:** You’re crusin for a beaten Wheaton. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2017, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/206 "2017-01-27T03:53:27Z")
Also: **Kevin:** Hey man are you OK because it’s been like 2 minutes and you haven’t brought up Stand By Me. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2017, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/207 "2017-01-27T10:15:39Z")
**Penny:** Tonight is Sheldon’s first official date. Discuss. \*\*Amy: \*\*Is this true? **Sheldon:** Apparently, a semi-incestuous Teens for Jesus Fourth of July Hoedown didn’t count. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/208 "2017-01-28T17:22:16Z")
Brent Spiner: Oh, wow. I haven’t seen one of these in years. (Rips open action figure packaging) Remember how we used to make things look like they were masturbating? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/209 "2017-01-28T17:42:05Z")
**Sheldon:** How many sexual encounters have you had? **Amy:** Does volunteering for a scientific experiment in which orgasm was achieved by electronically stimulating the pleasure centers of the brain count? **Sheldon:** I should think so. **Amy:** Then 128. ---
**Author:** ![Cogent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@Cogent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cogent)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/210 "2017-01-31T20:02:11Z")
Are you having a stroke? Cuz that’s the kinda thing that will ruin a party. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/211 "2017-01-31T22:40:07Z")
You’re sitting in my spot. Oh, gee… you gotta be kidding me. Leonard, she’s in my spot. Yeah, yeah. Uh… see, here’s the thing: after you leave, I still have to live with him. I don’t care. I’m taking a stand. Metaphorically. _(which seems kind of inconsistent, that Penny would know how to use a word like “metaphorically”)_ ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/212 "2017-02-01T04:12:44Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > You’re sitting in my spot. > Oh, gee… you gotta be kidding me. > Leonard, she’s in my spot. > Yeah, yeah. Uh… see, here’s the thing: after you leave, I still have to live with him. > I don’t care. I’m taking a stand. Metaphorically. > _(which seems kind of inconsistent, that Penny would know how to use a word like “metaphorically”)_ Penny isn’t dumb. She just isn’t a genius scientist with a Ph.D (or in Howard’s case, an engineering degree from MIT, which, no matter what Sheldon says, is pretty damn impressive). If Penny were dumb, she wouldn’t be able to follow the plot of something like _A Streetcar Named Desire_, or understand _The Diary of Anne Frank_ in historical context. She’s undereducated, and not especially insightful, but someone who has taken acting classes has bumped up against the word “metaphor” many, many times. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/213 "2017-02-01T07:37:09Z")
**Penny:** Alrighty! What’s new? \*\*Amy: \*\*Well, just recently I learned that you refer to us as “Shamy”, and I don’t like that. **Penny:** Uh, I got it, but what I was going for was—you know—how’s your life? **Amy:** Like everybody else’s: subject to entropy, decay, and eventual death. Thank you for asking. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/214 "2017-02-02T13:13:56Z")
That’s the wrong arm for a heart attack. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/215 "2017-02-02T14:38:15Z")
**Raj** : But excuse me, I have something to say. None of you may realize it, but I was very much looking forward to this weekend. It was gonna be like the old days – the four of us hanging out, playing video games, before you guys all got girlfriends. Do you have any idea what it’s like to be the only one without a girlfriend? Even if I get one someday, I’ll still be the guy who got a girl _after Sheldon Cooper!_ (One of Kumar’s absolutely best scenes) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/216 "2017-02-02T16:28:27Z")
**Leonard:** That’s great news about you and Bernadette [getting back together]! **Howard:** Yeah, I think I’m going to take her to miniature golf. **Leonard:** Oh, well, I guess for you guys, that’s like regular golf. ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/217 "2017-02-02T16:41:00Z")
Are you having a stroke? Cuz that’s the kinda thing that will ruin a party ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/218 "2017-02-02T18:29:24Z")
> [@Brooky](#): > > Are you having a stroke? > Cuz that’s the kinda thing that will ruin a party Take a peek at post 210. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/219 "2017-02-02T22:39:26Z")
\*\*Leonard: \*\*What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis? **Sheldon:** Screwed! ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2017, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/220 "2017-02-05T05:26:25Z")
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