# Random Big Bang Theory quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 20, 2016, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196 "2016-12-20T00:24:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/441 "2017-06-04T04:17:37Z")
jokes are better when you end them with waka waka or choo choo choo! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/442 "2017-06-04T07:22:39Z")
You may find this hard to believe, but I didn’t have any friends growing up. ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/443 "2017-06-12T06:40:38Z")
I described your love making as aloof yet effective I wish you wouldn’t have done that! It’s gonna make me a “chick magnet” and I’m busy enough as it is~ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/444 "2017-06-12T12:50:48Z")
A friend would have told me about the elevator. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/445 "2017-06-12T12:56:35Z")
Penny: Yes, I know men can’t fly. Sheldon: No, no - let’s assume that they can. Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32ft per second, per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Ms. Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles per hour, hits them, and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/446 "2017-06-12T13:01:58Z")
I don’t think our relationship is a joke. I think a horse goes into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?” That’s a joke. It’s a good one, too, because a horse has a long face. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/447 "2017-06-12T14:01:26Z")
Leonard: Do you have any ideas? Sheldon: Yes, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a Power Ring. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/448 "2017-06-12T14:04:40Z")
> [@RivkahChaya](#): > > **Amy** (_drunk_): I came here to get a bottle of wine like Penny taught me to do when you’re sad. Whoa! Somebody finally found second base! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/449 "2017-06-13T11:50:02Z")
Just look at us. It’s only been three years. Here we are in bed together. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/450 "2017-06-13T14:19:47Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Penny: Yes, I know men can’t fly. > Sheldon: No, no - let’s assume that they can. Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32ft per second, per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Ms. Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles per hour, hits them, and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces. Frankly, if he really loved her, he’d let her hit the pavement. It’d be a more merciful death. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/451 "2017-06-13T15:31:45Z")
Howard: Grab a napkin, homey, you just got served. Leonard: That’s fine, you win. Howard: What’s his problem? Sheldon: His imaginary girlfriend broke up with him. Howard: Been there! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/452 "2017-06-13T22:12:03Z")
On a ship? Aren’t they afraid Hawking will just roll overboard? ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/453 "2017-06-13T23:40:25Z")
**Leonard** (_takes off glasses_): You are beautiful, you know that? You pop, sparkle and buzz ee-LEC-tric. I’m gonna pick you up at eight. Show you a night you will never forget. **FBI Agent** : Sounds great. **Leonard** : Really? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/454 "2017-06-14T02:18:38Z")
Sheldon: I couldn’t sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom is our living room and just outside our living room is that hallway and immediately adjacent to that hallway is this! Leonard: Do you realize if Penny wakes up there’s no reasonable explanation to why we are here? Sheldon: I just gave you a reasonable explanation. Leonard: No, no. You gave me an explanation. Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers. Sheldon: Don’t be silly. I have no peers. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/455 "2017-06-14T03:55:49Z")
_Back to the Future 2_ was in the _Back to the Future 3_-case, and _Back to the Future 3_ was, get this, in the _Back to the Future 2_-case. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/456 "2017-06-15T17:36:51Z")
Raj: Dad, I’m trying to tell you off, and you’re ruining it with your delight and relief! Raj’s Dad: Sorry. Oh, no, my grown son is going to stop spending all my money. Where did I fail as a father? One of my all-time favorite BBT bits. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/457 "2017-06-15T23:47:03Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Raj: Dad, I’m trying to tell you off, and you’re ruining it with your delight and relief! > Raj’s Dad: Sorry. Oh, no, my grown son is going to stop spending all my money. Where did I fail as a father? > > One of my all-time favorite BBT bits. My all-time favorite is the one where Amy pretends to share Sheldon’s pain over not being able to decide what video system to buy. I swear, that is up there with “I thought turkeys could fly!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/458 "2017-06-16T02:22:24Z")
Post it! ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/459 "2017-06-16T10:14:58Z")
I described your love making as aloof yet effective I wish you wouldn’t have done that! It’s gonna make me a “chick magnet” & I’m busy enough as it is~ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/460 "2017-06-16T13:49:08Z")
**Penny:** You’re an emotionless robot. **Sheldon:** Well, I try. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196.md?page=24)