# Random Big Bang Theory quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 20, 2016, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196 "2016-12-20T00:24:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/481 "2017-07-03T13:47:08Z")
**Zack** : I’m not sure about this, I heard splitting affects the children. **Penny** : Zack, we don’t have any children! **Zack** : Are you sure? Cause you didn’t even know we were married until this morning. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/482 "2017-07-04T00:12:21Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > **Bill Nye** : Wow, Arthur Jeffries. It’s an honor to meet you. My show never would have happened without yours. > **Professor Proton** : That’s what I told my lawyers. Back off Bow Tie! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/483 "2017-07-04T09:58:16Z")
**Amy** : Sheldon, it’s a beautiful night. Why don’t you and I go for a walk together? **Sheldon** : Everything is just sex with you, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/484 "2017-07-05T17:30:31Z")
Sheldon: You don’t know what it’s like to feel completely frustrated. To have a desire build up within you and be denied any opportunity for release. Amy: Yeah, sounds like a drag. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/485 "2017-07-05T22:55:38Z")
**Amy** : Can we maybe put the phones down and have an actual human conversation? **Sheldon** : We can, but thanks to Steve Jobs, we don’t have to. ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/486 "2017-07-06T22:39:45Z")
She touched my arm for 2 Mississippi’s~~ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2017, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/487 "2017-07-07T08:03:42Z")
**Leonard** : [_on the phone_] Yes, how much for a hundred long stemmed red roses? – Really? – How much for three? ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2017, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/488 "2017-07-07T08:10:04Z")
You snipped Gene Roddenberry’s vas deferens! Wow, you really have been where no man has been before~ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2017, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/489 "2017-07-07T08:45:13Z")
This morning at Starbucks a pair of old underwear fell out of my pant leg. And it wasn’t the only one in there. ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2017, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/490 "2017-07-07T09:12:05Z")
Now that Howard’s getting married, maybe he’ll inflate one of his women for you ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2017, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/491 "2017-07-07T09:15:11Z")
Now that Howard’s getting married, maybe he’ll inflate one of his women for you~ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2017, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/492 "2017-07-07T15:00:36Z")
It’s not funny anymore, James! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/493 "2017-07-11T16:53:57Z")
Sheldon: My point is I don’t like when things change. So, regardless of your feelings, I would like you to continue dating Leonard. And also, while we’re on the subject, you recently changed your shampoo. I’m not comfortable with the new scent. Please stop this madness and go back to green apple. Penny: Okay, honey, I have a lot to figure out, and until I do, you are not to say a word to Leonard. Do you understand? Sheldon: I do. You clear on the shampoo issue? Penny: Get out. Sheldon: Penny? Penny: What? Sheldon: Please don’t hurt my friend. Penny: That is the last thing I want to do. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/494 "2017-07-12T06:46:03Z")
Howard, which pocket watch will you be wearing at dinner on the train? ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/495 "2017-07-17T03:33:55Z")
I shouldn’t be raising a kid, I don’t even eat my vegetables ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/496 "2017-07-17T09:05:26Z")
**Leonard** : Our babies will be smart and beautiful. **Sheldon** : Not to mention imaginary. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2017, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/497 "2017-08-03T13:32:22Z")
Sheldon: Knock knock knock\* Amy _knock knock knock_ Amy _knock knock knock_ Amy. Will you marry me? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/498 "2017-08-04T10:12:43Z")
**Leonard** : What makes you think she wouldn’t have sex with me? I’m a male and she’s a female. **Sheldon** : Yes, but not of the same species. ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2017, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/499 "2017-08-16T11:36:38Z")
It’s been pointed out by my girlfriend I may have been rude to you. She sounds like a keeper~~ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2017, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/500 "2017-08-16T13:16:16Z")
I just gave you my virginity, woman. Cool your jets! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196.md?page=26)