# Random Big Bang Theory quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 20, 2016, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196 "2016-12-20T00:24:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/501 "2017-08-18T23:37:54Z")
**Leonard** : Is this the high-IQ sperm bank? **Althea** : If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn’t be here. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/502 "2017-08-19T00:03:01Z")
On my paper, not yours, you punk-ass elf! ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/503 "2017-08-19T08:22:05Z")
Do you have any single Grandmother’s? No, they are both married. Happily ? ~~~~ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/504 "2017-08-24T13:58:06Z")
There’s no guarantee that our sperm’s going to generate high-IQ offspring. Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers. ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/505 "2017-09-04T16:55:42Z")
Not my guy, I caught him looking at my rack! It felt so good knowing someone was wondering what’s under this cardigan ~~~~~~~~~ Well, another cardigan. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2017, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/506 "2017-12-03T23:47:52Z")
Spelling is a sober person’s game. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/507 "2017-12-07T14:45:04Z")
Howard (singing): We will, we will percussive shock you. Howard and Raj (singing): We will, we will percussive shock you. Sheldon (singing): Buddy you’re a boy, make a big noise playin’ in the street, gonna be a big man someday. You got mud on your face, you big disgrace, kickin’ your can all over the place. I have an eidetic memory. Sometimes it’s a curse. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/508 "2019-01-04T20:24:18Z")
Penny: “Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.” Howard: “So there IS a number…” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/509 "2019-01-15T17:43:28Z")
Raj’s Dad: “Rajesh, you need to stop being so hard on yourself. You’re a good man.” Raj: “Wow. You’ve never told me that.” Raj’s Dad: “But you’re also a dope.” Raj: “\*That \*you’ve said.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/510 "2019-01-29T16:54:20Z")
I’m not worried. If anything, I’m overconfident… edging into smug. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2019, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/511 "2019-02-03T10:53:40Z")
Jewelry? Seriously? Sheldon, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met. Do you really think that another transparent manip… Ohhhhhh, it’s a tiara! A tiara! I have a tiara! Put it on me. Put it on me. Put it on me. Put it on me. _Put it on me. Put it on me. Put it on me!_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/512 "2019-02-13T15:54:06Z")
Why don’t you want to work with me? I know I can be tough, but that’s just because I’m surrounded by useless idiots. To find this thread again: tbbtquotes ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/513 "2019-02-13T17:10:01Z")
That’s a lot of money for a suit that has only one color. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/514 "2019-02-13T17:41:53Z")
Mark Hamill: Anyway, thanks so much. I-I want to give you a reward for finding him. Howard: (chuckles) Oh, no, I couldn’t take your money. It’s just an honor to meet you. Mark Hamill: No. No, please. You don’t know what this dog means to me, and I thought he was gone for good. Please? There must be something I can do for you. Anything. Howard: Oh, you’re gonna regret that. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/515 "2019-02-13T18:26:46Z")
Oh, Amy. You see through me like one of Penny’s shirts. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/516 "2019-02-15T14:06:47Z")
Wil Wheaton: I know how you feel. To be a child star and then totally forgotten. Mark Hamill (totally puzzled and with perfect delivery): Who are you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/517 "2019-02-15T15:30:29Z")
I bet I could make that girl President. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/518 "2019-02-15T22:57:10Z")
If it’s a girl, she’ll look like Penny. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2019, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/519 "2019-02-16T14:48:15Z")
Penny: How do women usually break up with you? Leonard: They usually say “It’s been fun, but I want to see how things go with Mark.” Johnny Glecki played David Healey on Roseanne, and Glen Quinn played his older brother Mark. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/520 "2019-02-20T18:45:06Z")
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