# Random Big Bang Theory quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 20, 2016, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196 "2016-12-20T00:24:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/541 "2019-03-29T13:23:27Z")
“Please go to Mars.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/542 "2019-03-31T03:51:49Z")
“She was my _SECOND_ cousin!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/543 "2019-03-31T04:22:47Z")
“No. No. No. _Hell_ no.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/544 "2019-03-31T11:48:26Z")
“With your American accent, everything you say sounds stupid.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/545 "2019-04-01T01:12:07Z")
“If it makes you feel any better, I don’t even consider you a real celebrity.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/546 "2019-04-01T11:16:57Z")
“It’s a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable; it’s very wrong to say it’s a suspension bridge.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/547 "2019-04-01T13:01:27Z")
“I like your moxie.” “Aww… and I like your grandpa words.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/548 "2019-04-01T14:26:23Z")
Sheldon: Here come the waterworks. Leonard: Aren’t you gonna ask? Penny: What is this, my first day? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/549 "2019-04-01T15:54:27Z")
“In high school, he could hear me open a can of beer in my closet under a blanket.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/550 "2019-04-02T03:27:59Z")
“I’m sorry. We don’t have a code for robot hand grasping a man’s penis.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/551 "2019-04-02T13:38:35Z")
“You were comparing me to a prize stud. Go on.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/552 "2019-04-02T23:12:35Z")
“Does your mother call you every day at work to see if you had a healthy lunch?” “My mother calls me every day at work to see if I had a healthy bowel movement.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2019, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/553 "2019-04-05T02:17:24Z")
A new one: "Sheldon, that word isn’t “thank”. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2019, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/554 "2019-10-05T12:49:50Z")
My mom made [Girl Sprouts] up as an alternative to the Girl Scouts. She didn’t want me selling cookies on some street corner like a whore. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2019, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/555 "2019-10-05T15:23:26Z")
“Whoa! Someone finally got to second base.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2019, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196/556 "2019-10-05T19:23:51Z")
“It’s not funny anymore, James.” “Then why am I laughing?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-big-bang-theory-quotes/775196.md?page=27)