# Random funny: Long time since I've LOLed at the Onion, but . . .

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 20, 2012, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-funny-long-time-since-ive-loled-at-the-onion-but/610126 "2012-01-20T13:51:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-funny-long-time-since-ive-loled-at-the-onion-but/610126/1 "2012-01-20T13:51:23Z")

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[Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior](http://www.theonion.com/articles/dry-humping-an-adequate-sex-alternative-for-teens,27084/)

It’s the randomly surreal ones that are the best. Be sure to check out the contribution by the U.S. Geological Survey.