# Random Indiana Jones Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 25, 2014, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495 "2014-09-25T03:38:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/1 "2014-09-25T03:38:12Z")
Not just Indy, tho. Any of the characters from any of the movies populated by Indiana Jones and company. Even the Young Indy and friends from the short lived TV series. But no camels! After a while, we’ll get repeats, that’s fine. If you feel you must nitpick a line, I guess we’ll let you. But not everyone will be quoting from script transcripts. Some will go with just their fan level memory. ## Have fun! It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/2 "2014-09-25T03:51:14Z")
No ticket! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/3 "2014-09-25T04:21:20Z")
:shoots the impressive swordsman: ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/4 "2014-09-25T04:21:24Z")
“Oh, that’s just my pet snake Reggie!” “Bad dates.” “It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.” “Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?” “So once again, Jones, what was briefly yours is now mine.” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/5 "2014-09-25T04:34:26Z")
Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/6 "2014-09-25T04:38:12Z")
Top. Men. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/7 "2014-09-25T05:02:27Z")
Asps…very dangerous! You go first. ---
**Author:** ![Art\_Rock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/art_rock/32/525_2.png) [@Art\_Rock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Art_Rock)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/8 "2014-09-25T05:29:16Z")
And tanks! You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/9 "2014-09-25T09:03:20Z")
Fly, yes. Land, no. ---
**Author:** ![Melbourne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Melbourne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melbourne)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/10 "2014-09-25T09:10:10Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > Top. Men. Didn’t you guys ever go to Sunday School? ---
**Author:** ![Yodalicious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yodalicious/32/8195_2.png) [@Yodalicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yodalicious)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/11 "2014-09-25T13:07:04Z")
I don’t know. I’m making this up as I go. Hold on lady. We go for ride. Ah, Venice. (later) ah… venice… (later) AH Venice. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/12 "2014-09-25T13:30:53Z")
The hell you will. He’s got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody’s got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he’ll blend in, disappear, you’ll never see him again. With any luck, he’s got the grail already. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/13 "2014-09-25T13:31:59Z")
Junior! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/14 "2014-09-25T13:33:05Z")
> [@interface2x](#): > > The hell you will. He’s got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody’s got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he’ll blend in, disappear, you’ll never see him again. With any luck, he’s got the grail already. Does anybody here speak English? Or at least ancient Greek? ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/15 "2014-09-25T13:48:43Z")
Had a bit of a falling out, I’m afraid. ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/16 "2014-09-25T14:18:36Z")
Okey Dokey, DR Jones! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/17 "2014-09-25T14:28:09Z")
“INNNDYYY!!!” “He chose…poorly.” “_This_ is the cup of a carpenter’s son!” ---
**Author:** ![meow\_meow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@meow\_meow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meow_meow)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/18 "2014-09-25T14:37:40Z")
“Die Amerikaner, die kämpfen wie weiber!” (Those Americans, they fight like sissies!) ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/19 "2014-09-25T15:22:49Z")
> [@Art\_Rock](#): > > And tanks! > You’re welcome. Hey, wait a second…[that’s _my_ line!](http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/d/duck-soup-script-transcript-marx.html) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/20 "2014-09-25T15:32:23Z")
He no nuts, he’s crazy! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495.md?page=2)