# Random Indiana Jones Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 25, 2014, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495 "2014-09-25T03:38:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/21 "2014-09-25T15:50:54Z")
I _was_ the next guy! ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/22 "2014-09-25T15:53:40Z")
“Truck? _What_ Truck?” (then he throws his hat on the ground and goes and chases the truck like a badass) ---
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/23 "2014-09-25T16:06:02Z")
“Adios Sapito” “Besides, Marcus, you know what a cautious fellow I am” “What a fitting end to your life’s pursuits. You’re about to become a permanent addition to this archaeological find. Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something.” “Heh heh heh…son of a…” “Whiskey?” “You wanna talk to God? Let’s go see him together…” " Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali… in Hell!" “No it wasn’t my hands, it was my…” (looks down at crotch) “my misunderstanding…” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/24 "2014-09-25T16:06:59Z")
Don’t take that tone with ME, my good man! Now buttle off and tell Baron Brunwald that Lord Clarence McDonald and his lovely assistant are here to view the tapestries ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/25 "2014-09-25T16:09:25Z")
We named the _dog_ Indiana. ---
**Author:** ![Airk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Airk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airk)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/26 "2014-09-25T16:17:22Z")
“What’s this one?” “Ark of the Covenant.” “Are you sure?” “Pretty sure.” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/27 "2014-09-25T16:20:16Z")
You lost today, kid- but that doesn’t mean you have to like it. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/28 "2014-09-25T16:21:49Z")
In Latin, Jehovah is spelled with an “I” !! Yeah, figured that one out, Dad! or something similar… ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/29 "2014-09-25T16:43:15Z")
I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne- “Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky”. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/30 "2014-09-25T17:23:51Z")
“I said _no_ camels! That’s _five_ camels. Can’t you count?” > [@corkboard](#): > > I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne- “Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky”. Thish ish a favorite for my Sean Connery impression. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/31 "2014-09-25T17:26:24Z")
That belongs in a museum! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/32 "2014-09-25T18:30:13Z")
So do you! ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/33 "2014-09-25T18:30:52Z")
“Lady just here 'cause she sleeping with director”. Ok, that was from Family Guy 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/34 "2014-09-25T19:40:08Z")
> [@Balance](#): > > Thish ish a favorite for my Sean Connery impression. Same! Along with “Mosht thingsh in here don’t react well to bulletsh”. Different movie, but whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/35 "2014-09-25T19:49:02Z")
You betrayed Shiva! Beesh-wa-ka-teo! (or something) ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/36 "2014-09-25T19:54:52Z")
The army that carries the Ark before it is… invincible. ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/37 "2014-09-25T20:02:21Z")
“It’s a date! You eat’em!” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/38 "2014-09-25T20:04:34Z")
Nazis. I hate these guys. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/39 "2014-09-25T20:05:50Z")
Ahhh! Serpent Surprise ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/40 "2014-09-25T20:34:20Z")
You stood up to be counted with the enemies of everything the Grail stands for! Who gives a damn what you “believe”? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495.md?page=3)