# Random Indiana Jones Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 25, 2014, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495 "2014-09-25T03:38:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/41 "2014-09-25T20:39:01Z")
Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey brains. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/42 "2014-09-25T20:39:30Z")
> [@Balance](#): > > Thish ish a favorite for my Sean Connery impression. My favorite is: “It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try READING books instead of BURNING them!” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/43 "2014-09-25T21:34:33Z")
> [@xizor](#): > > Ahhh! Serpent Surprise > [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey brains. Do you have anything simple? Like soup? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/44 "2014-09-25T23:39:22Z")
She talks in her sleep. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/45 "2014-09-25T23:40:32Z")
Everybody’s lost but ME! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/46 "2014-09-25T23:43:29Z")
My poor Suzette! She will never see me again! ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/47 "2014-09-26T00:00:29Z")
You call \*\*\*this \*\*\*archaeology? ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/48 "2014-09-26T00:13:53Z")
Aaand the chair! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/49 "2014-09-26T01:39:08Z")
I’m your goddamned _partner!_ ---
**Author:** ![Art\_Rock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/art_rock/32/525_2.png) [@Art\_Rock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Art_Rock)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/50 "2014-09-26T07:50:37Z")
“X” never, ever marks the spot. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/51 "2014-09-26T08:27:51Z")
Hold on to your potatoes! ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/52 "2014-09-26T13:59:15Z")
> [@Art\_Rock](#): > > “X” never, ever marks the spot. (later in the movie) “X” marks the spot! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/53 "2014-09-26T15:36:20Z")
Oh, rats. ---
**Author:** ![Stealth\_Bragg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4bbf92/32.png) [@Stealth\_Bragg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Bragg)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/54 "2014-09-29T11:57:05Z")
“We walk from here!” “Kalima will rule the world” “I’m not leaving here without the stones” -All lines from the ace Atari video game in the arcades “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” While Indy is walking about searching for kids to release he mutters to himself and says something that sounds to me like “My daughter’s being f\*\*k\*d”, always wondered about that! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/55 "2014-09-29T14:03:48Z")
Is there anywhere you _don’t_ hurt? ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/56 "2014-09-29T14:22:22Z")
Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing! ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/57 "2014-09-29T14:22:52Z")
- Those guys are trying to kill us! - I KNOW DAD! I know! - I’m sorry. It’s a new experience for me. - Funny, it happens to me all the time. ---
**Author:** ![KCB615](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ea666f/32.png) [@KCB615](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KCB615)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/58 "2014-09-29T14:42:27Z")
“Water? No thank you, fish make love in it” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495/59 "2014-09-29T14:50:09Z")
They’re digging in the wrong place! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-indiana-jones-quotes/699495.md?page=2)