# Random Mafia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [March 18, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942 "2010-03-18T21:47:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1561 "2010-05-06T18:34:46Z")

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Hey I was gonna do that 🙂

(Also, Zeriel was Town, Mhaye was scum).

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1562 "2010-05-06T18:35:39Z")

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I have to say, Red and I settled on Cookies for the Night Kill, but I stepped in at the last minute and switched to Rysto.

It really helped having a larger unconfirmed pool on the last Day.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1563 "2010-05-06T18:35:58Z")

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Thanks for letting us off the hook. Care to claim Zeriel or Mhaye so I can go back to sleep?

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**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1564 "2010-05-06T18:38:00Z")

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Yep, and I give you all the credit for that play Maha. And nominate you for the Scum MVP.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1565 "2010-05-06T18:38:23Z")

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I think it would be great to dip into what we did that was actually scum motivated and what was not scum motivated. I think that still gets mixed up.

I did have some legitimate cases against me based on strategy we developed at Night, but a lot was just weak cases where I would have taken the same action as Town.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1566 "2010-05-06T18:38:51Z")

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And now that it’s over…

…the reason why I would have voted for **Red** tomorrow instead of **ed** is because **Red** never went along with **Cookies**. I’d have expected any Town player to go along with her unless she was voting for him.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1567 "2010-05-06T18:39:30Z")

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Thanks, Red. This was a pretty good game for me. I did a lot that went unnoticed(as is common as Scum).

I’m surprised I survived, though.

And yes, MHaye was scum and Zeriel was regular town.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1568 "2010-05-06T18:40:02Z")

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Also, I’m also mildly pissed at **Rysto** for not self-protecting. It would have ended up with the same number of mislynches if he was wrong, but with a confirmed Town left if it went three-handed.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1569 "2010-05-06T18:40:30Z")

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Oh, I was Josephine March.

I think Red was John Wilkes Booth

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1570 "2010-05-06T18:40:43Z")

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Ok mods, time for your time in the hot seat here with me. How in the heck was the handling of Zeriel and Mhaye not a kick in the crotch to Town?

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**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1571 "2010-05-06T18:42:16Z")

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> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> And now that it’s over…
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> …the reason why I would have voted for **Red** tomorrow instead of **ed** is because **Red** never went along with **Cookies**. I’d have expected any Town player to go along with her unless she was voting for him.

That’s a bad reason and is easily hand waved away. IE Being confirmed town != Being right. It means your motivations are beyond question, but it doesn’t mean that your conclusions are.

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**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1572 "2010-05-06T18:43:04Z")

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So much for the death post…  
Oh, well, I’m gonna do it anyway, you impatient people, you.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1573 "2010-05-06T18:43:26Z")

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I was kind of counting on MHaye and Red finishing the game as the living representatives of the scum team, actually. I figured Maha and I weren’t going to make it all the way through.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1574 "2010-05-06T18:44:39Z")

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Also, I took a couple deliberate swings at MHaye on Day 2 after I made that slip (which I still maintain isn’t a great scum-finding technique, even though the clock did happen to be right this time, just like it was 12 hours ago.)

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1575 "2010-05-06T18:45:36Z")

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> [@special\_ed](#):
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> I’m confused. I was summarizing everyone’s suspects.
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> Which, if you are lynched and Cookies is NK’d would leave an interesting triangle of suspicion for toMorrow. (assuming we have 2 Scum left or 1 Scum who isn’t you)

> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> Also, I’m also mildly pissed at **Rysto** for not self-protecting. It would have ended up with the same number of mislynches if he was wrong, but with a confirmed Town left if it went three-handed.

His non-self protecting was a last minute gamble I took last Night.

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**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1576 "2010-05-06T18:45:54Z")

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> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#):
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> Ok mods, time for your time in the hot seat here with me. How in the heck was the handling of Zeriel and Mhaye not a kick in the crotch to Town?

Probably because it was equally a kick in the crotch to scum. A single vanilla scum is worth a lot more than a single vanilla town.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1577 "2010-05-06T18:47:55Z")

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Speaking only for myself, it was your pursuit of Texcat, not the night thread comment, that gave me my first and only two hand holds that I ever had in the game. The second being that Meeko would not pull a fake reaction to me like that.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1578 "2010-05-06T18:48:13Z")

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Tom built his case for me after I voted for him on Day 2(I think).

I actually quoted Tom for the case against him.

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**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1579 "2010-05-06T18:49:36Z")

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The 5 remaining players decide on **Drain Bead** for the lynch. Rather than being scared of the noose, she seems a bit pissy and put out. Nevertheless, she dies just like all the previous ones…

**Drain Bead (Spiritual Leader of the Nation of Argentina) is dead.**

The 4 remaining players eye each other suspiciously. **Cookies** turns to ask **ed** , “Is that it? Are there one scum or two left?” The answer is provided by the knife that **Mahaloth** sticks into **Cookies’** back. As **Cookies** bleeds out on the floor, **Red Skeezix** pulls out another noose. **Mahaloth** and **Red** are easily able to overpower **ed** , who despite his name has no special powers. They lynch him last, and claim victory for the  
**Scum!**

The end.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-mafia/532942/1580 "2010-05-06T18:50:20Z")

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I thought you should have laid it on a bit thicker, actually, Maha.

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