# Random Occurrences **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 1999, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004 "1999-04-01T21:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 1999, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/61 "1999-04-23T06:38:00Z")
Hey, anybody seen the movie “Top Secret”? * * * “Wait, you dropped your phony dog poo.” “What phony dog poo?” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 1999, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/62 "1999-04-24T04:32:00Z")
I want to darken my hair. I wear my hair a dark rich brown and when it fades it tends to have a coppery-red look, which is pretty on most people but I hate on myself. I want to darken it again but this time add something that will offset the red. But everybody is telling me that they like it. I don’t know if I’ll just freshen up what is there or darken it anyway. * * * MaryAnn Sometimes life is so great you just gotta muss up your hair and quack like a duck! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 1999, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/63 "1999-04-24T15:56:00Z")
My ex boyfriend is one of the most childish, idiotic people I know. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 1999, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/64 "1999-04-25T00:04:00Z")
You obviously haven’t met a few of mine… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 1999, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/65 "1999-04-25T01:13:00Z")
“One of” she said … ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 1999, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/66 "1999-04-25T02:02:00Z")
“I know,” she said. If she knew some of mine, she probably wouldn’t have much to complain about with hers… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 1999, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/67 "1999-04-25T03:09:00Z")
you should have met one of my long time ex girl friends who insisted that I choose between her and my bike…I think I should go and change the oil… * * * Cogito Ergo Vroom I think therefore I ride fast… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 1999, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/68 "1999-04-25T06:53:00Z")
Oh I dunno there, Drain…this ex of mine is a real winner. I think it might be pretty hard to top him. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 1999, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/69 "1999-04-27T04:33:00Z")
My cat’s breath smells like catfood. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 1999, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/70 "1999-04-27T04:34:00Z")
I just found a flea in my ear. Time to give the cat advantage again. * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 1999, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/71 "1999-04-27T22:38:00Z")
I am finally all moved. I still have lots of boxes to unpack here at the new place, but the worst of it is over, thank the gods. There is a car/pet wash area right ouside my apartment, so I took my cat boxes, my garbage can, and my bird perch out there to give them a good cleaning. There was some heavy duty grunge built up on my bird perch, so I set the machine on the car wash setting. My hand accidentally got in the way of the high pressure stream, and the water ripped the skin right off it! OUCH! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 1999, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/72 "1999-05-01T04:15:00Z")
I can’t see–my cat is sitting in front of the monitor. * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 1999, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/73 "1999-05-01T20:53:00Z")
I found a pen today on the ground that said “Ricky Raccoon says: ‘Say no to drugs!’” For some reason I found that extremely funny. Hmm…maybe my brain is just a little too fried. * * * I don’t know how the billions will survive but I’ll believe in God when 1 and 1 is five. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 1999, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/74 "1999-05-02T02:19:00Z")
A close online friend of mine is Missing, Believed Deceased. Needless to say, I’m not a very happy Pippy. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 1999, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/75 "1999-05-02T04:28:00Z")
Iwas missing once, and presumed deceased six times. Can I be your on-line friend? * * * “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” Hunter Thompson ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 1999, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/76 "1999-05-02T11:16:00Z")
I got up sunday morning …early…only to be informed we are out of milk and someone has to go to the store ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 1999, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/77 "1999-05-02T11:23:00Z")
## Hannu, my dad had a general suggestion about life.Actually 3, the first two were brush your teeth and take your vitamins. The third one I apply to the rest (wife, girl, motorcycle,work, relationships etc. etc.) : keep your tools clean. Sven and Ole’s pizza [www.grandmaraismn.com/business.html](http://www.grandmaraismn.com/business.html) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 1999, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/78 "1999-05-02T14:39:00Z")
## Just checking my new sig. ¾È ³ç, ÁÖ µ¿ ÀÏ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 1999, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/79 "1999-05-02T14:41:00Z")
I guess it doesn’t work. * * * ¾È ³ç, ÁÖ µ¿ ÀÏ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 1999, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004/80 "1999-05-05T00:36:00Z")
## I had this really big dump before I went into work- it almost made me late. I had to flush 3 times- that’s what we cow-gods call a healthy Jethro Bodine Crap. If anyone cares I can go into further detail (i.e. texture, smell, color…) but until then… “How’s it going Mr. Peterson?” “It’s a dog eat dog world, Woody & I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear.” -from Cheers [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-occurrences/8004.md?page=5)