# Random Pointless Thought(s) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 19, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488 "2001-04-19T03:07:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/1 "2001-04-19T03:07:12Z")
If you bite the ears off a marshmallow Peeps bunny, it (he?) looks like Frosty the Snowman. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/2 "2001-04-19T03:21:01Z")
No matter what, even if there are only two adults in the house, even if only one of those adults is the one that always does the laundry, even if that laundry-doing adult always immediately folds the clothes…socks are STILL lost. ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/3 "2001-04-19T03:50:15Z")
If you bite the ears off Evander Holyfield, it looks like you won’t box for a while ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/4 "2001-04-19T06:18:00Z")
Sentences that start in “Dont worry but…” always makes you worry. ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/5 "2001-04-19T06:21:40Z")
The pollen has made my car look like it is honey glazed . . . and for some reason everytime I look at it I crave ham. ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/6 "2001-04-19T07:02:13Z")
My nosering is infected and smells like cheese. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/7 "2001-04-19T07:37:26Z")
Every train carriage, bus, or aircraft cabin has exactly **one** crying baby in it. Never two, then none the next day. C’mon. You ever seen TWO crying kids on a bus? Hmmm. Didn’t think so. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/8 "2001-04-19T08:57:09Z")
Why haven’t they invented a self-stirring saucepan? Like an ice-cream maker, only for hot food to put on the stove. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/9 "2001-04-19T09:02:48Z")
“Ass-fat may not sound appealing but (a)it’s from the man you love (b)you know where it’s been and ©ass-fat alone never killed anyone–unless they were sat on.” ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/10 "2001-04-19T09:09:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*“Ass-fat may not sound > appealing but (a)it’s from the man you love (b)you know where it’s been and > (c)ass-fat alone never killed anyone–unless they were sat on.” \*\* A truly inspired and intellectual piece of wisdom. What sheer genius! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/11 "2001-04-19T09:22:04Z")
I like women, and don’t have mine here now \*_sigh_. I also like doughnuts… don’t have any of them here, either… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/12 "2001-04-19T09:25:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\* > A truly inspired and intellectual piece of wisdom. What sheer genius! 😉 \*\* From the same genius: “It takes a real man to offer you his ass fat!” Yup, from now on any man _I_ date will have to pass the ass fat challenge. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/13 "2001-04-19T09:27:45Z")
I think these pearls of wisdom should be collected into “Chicken Soup for the Ass-Fat Soul”–that’s a best seller if I ever of heard one! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/14 "2001-04-19T09:31:33Z")
If only my mother had told me: “Tracy, a man’s just not worth having if he’s not willing to offer you some Ass Fat”. Could’ve saved me years of heartache. ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/15 "2001-04-19T09:40:59Z")
What about us men without Ass Fat ? Are we to be deprived of love ? Tater, tell me it isn’t so! Not that **I’m** deprived or anything right now 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/16 "2001-04-19T09:46:28Z")
I’ve seen your lady love, **Snormy** , she doesn’t need your AssFat…unlike poor found her first forehead line tater. ☹ Pity me. OTOH, is it really a wonder that I’m starting to age so rapidly? What with being busy writing my new bestseller “Chicken Soup for the Vile Cunt’s Soul” and prancing around in my running shorts and pony tail looking cute…Oh! The stress! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/17 "2001-04-19T09:49:25Z")
Preach on, Spiny! I’m kind of a skinny guy myself. Not a whole lot of fat. Are these women saying we have less to offer because all we have is ass bone? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/18 "2001-04-19T09:50:38Z")
Another one: no matter how many times you try to explain the difference between “ashamed” and “embarrassed” to Korean students, they won’t get it until you walk into class with your fly down… ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/19 "2001-04-19T09:55:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*Preach on, Spiny! I’m kind of a skinny guy myself. Not a whole lot of fat. Are these women saying we have less to offer because all we have is ass bone? 😉 \*\* No, no, the point is, if you _had_ ass fat to give, would you offer it to your true love? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-pointless-thought-s/62488/20 "2001-04-19T09:57:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*No, no, the point is, if you _had_ ass fat to give, would you offer it to your true love? \*\* Everything and more.