# Random Rant

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-rant/923600>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 22, 2020, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-rant/923600 "2020-10-22T14:37:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-rant/923600/1 "2020-10-22T14:37:21Z")

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Fuck fuck fuck, fuckity fuck fuck.

(Florida unemployment compensation issues.)

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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-rant/923600/2 "2020-10-22T18:03:42Z")

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You have my sympathy. I don’t know what issue you are having, but government screw-ups are never fun and when they involve your money, they are always much worse.

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**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-rant/923600/3 "2020-10-22T20:14:51Z")

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Too bad there is not a synonym for “issues” that starts with “k”. You would have the perfect acronym.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2020, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-rant/923600/4 "2020-10-23T11:30:25Z")

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“Kerfuffle”?

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**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2020, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-rant/923600/5 "2020-10-23T19:53:09Z")

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Perfect.

**F** lorida **U** nemployment **C** ompensation **K** erfuffle