# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")
Any series or movie, even the reboot. No novels or comix. Put in context or be completely random. :dubious: Nuclear … Wessels. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2 "2014-09-10T20:46:25Z")
Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell _bad_. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3 "2014-09-10T20:46:55Z")
Listen, that bacon is really bad. No, no kidding. It just stays with you the whole day. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4 "2014-09-10T20:48:45Z")
“Now, that’s … just … lovely!” “But not entirely unexpected.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5 "2014-09-10T20:51:49Z")
Better idea: _Identify_ where each quote is from. Winner at the end of the day gets a passion-filled long weekend with his or her favorite hot guest star (alien or otherwise)! First three quotes: _ **Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home** _ _ **TOS** _ epsiode “I, Mudd” _ **TOS** _ Blooper Reel. \*\*NO GOOGLING!!! \*\*😃 ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6 "2014-09-10T20:56:15Z")
McCoy: Please, Spock, do me a favor and don’t say it’s fascinating. Spock: No. But it is … interesting. and my all-time favorite: McCoy: Spock! Do something! ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7 "2014-09-10T20:58:40Z")
Uhura is busy, I am monitoring ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/8 "2014-09-10T20:59:49Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > Better idea: _Identify_ where each quote is from. > > Winner at the end of the day gets a passion-filled long weekend with his or her favorite hot guest star (alien or otherwise)! > > First three quotes: > > _ **Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home** _ > > _ **TOS** _ epsiode “I, Mudd” > > _ **TOS** _ Blooper Reel. > > \*\*NO GOOGLING!!! \*\*😃 Wrong on #3 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/9 "2014-09-10T21:00:24Z")
Brain and brain, what is brain? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/10 "2014-09-10T21:00:40Z")
But that’s not the way it happened. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/11 "2014-09-10T21:05:12Z")
Ug-ly. Ug-ly bags of most-ly wa-ter ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/12 "2014-09-10T21:10:00Z")
[I believe you will also de-evolve into an earlier form of primate - possibly similar to a lemur or…pygmy-marmoset.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0DTXsk2GoM) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/13 "2014-09-10T21:13:12Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > Better idea: _Identify_ where each quote is from. > > Winner at the end of the day gets a passion-filled long weekend with his or her favorite hot guest star (alien or otherwise)! > > First three quotes: > > _ **Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home** _ > > _ **TOS** _ epsiode “I, Mudd” > > _ **TOS** _ Blooper Reel. > > \*\*NO GOOGLING!!! \*\*😃 Not a game thread. Just a quote thread. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/14 "2014-09-10T21:14:16Z")
The women! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/15 "2014-09-10T21:17:47Z")
> [@](#): > > "This is the commander of the U.S.S. Enterprise. All cities and installations on Eminiar 7 have been located, identified, and fed into our fire control system. In 1 hour and 45 minutes, the entire inhabited surface of your planet will be destroyed. > > You have that long to surrender your hostages." _A Taste of Armageddon_, Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott. They were a tad more aggressive back in Kirk’s day. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/16 "2014-09-10T21:20:48Z")
It’s…it’s…it’s _green_. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/17 "2014-09-10T21:22:23Z")
♪ “The sons of the Prophet were hardy and bold, and quite unaccustomed to fear But the bravest of all, at least so I am tollllllld Was Abdulah Bul Bul Ameer.” ♪ ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/18 "2014-09-10T21:24:32Z")
The Agony Booth is a most effective means of discipline. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/19 "2014-09-10T21:28:18Z")
“He’s dead, Jim.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/20 "2014-09-10T21:28:22Z")
> [@simster](#): > > Wrong on #3 🙂 No, I’m not! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/rMfSgDt3gyc/hqdefault.jpg "Star Trek Original Series (TOS) Bloopers - part 2 of 2") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMfSgDt3gyc) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=2)