# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/182 "2014-09-12T18:35:53Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > “Goin’ back to Eden…” > > Regards, > Shodan Stiff man puttin’ my mind in jail Judge bangs his gavel, and he says “No bail!” Gonna lick his hands, gonna wag my tail . . . ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/183 "2014-09-12T19:25:59Z")
**I … AM … KIROK!** and my little indian princess, Miramani ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/184 "2014-09-12T19:54:47Z")
Garak: Doctor, I don’t understand why you’re making these accusations. Everything I’ve told you has been the truth. Bashir: Even the lies? Garak: _Especially_ the lies. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/185 "2014-09-12T20:11:39Z")
No, sir, I shall not withdraw a single charge that I have made. You are NOT Captain Kirk. You have ruthlessly appropriated his body, but the life entity within you is not that of Captain Kirk. You do NOT belong in charge of the Enterprise, and I shall do everything in my power against you. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/186 "2014-09-12T21:37:09Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > “Dammit Jim, I’m a proctologist, not a homosexual!” > > ok I cheated One of my favorite Star Trek lines actually came from an SNL skit: “Bones, we need your help, this woman is choking to death!” “Dammit, Jim! I’m a doctor, not a… oh, right.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/187 "2014-09-12T22:39:32Z")
But then he was a very strange small boy. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/188 "2014-09-12T23:23:02Z")
Is that how you get girls to like you - by bribing them? ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/189 "2014-09-12T23:24:04Z")
Bonk! Bonk! On the Head! Bonk! Bonk! ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/190 "2014-09-12T23:29:00Z")
Captain, I must protest. I am NOT a Merry Man! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/191 "2014-09-13T02:19:57Z")
Shut up, Spock, we’re rescuing you! ---
**Author:** ![A\_Dodgy\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a87d85/32.png) [@A\_Dodgy\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Dodgy_Dude)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/192 "2014-09-13T03:01:45Z")
“That which you call Ee’d Plebnista was not written for the chiefs or the kings or the warriors or the rich and powerful, but for _all_ the people!..These words and the words that follow were not written only for the Yangs, but for the Kohms as well!..They must apply to everyone or they mean nothing!” ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/193 "2014-09-13T03:53:26Z")
The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/194 "2014-09-13T23:51:06Z")
“What _is_ it with you, anyway?” ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/195 "2014-09-14T00:22:33Z")
“some kind of star trek?” 😃 “There’s a way out of any cage, I’ll find it!” ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/196 "2014-09-14T00:29:17Z")
“Space, the **final** \* frontier” \*Said by Patrick Stewart, who put most emphasis on the “Cos we’ve gotten rid of bigotry you morons”. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/197 "2014-09-14T00:40:15Z")
Gentlemen, I suggest you beam me aboard. ---
**Author:** ![BrightNShiny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@BrightNShiny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrightNShiny)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/198 "2014-09-14T01:19:51Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > One of my favorite Star Trek lines actually came from an SNL skit: > > “Bones, we need your help, this woman is choking to death!” > “Dammit, Jim! I’m a doctor, not a… oh, right.” You, you must be almost 30… have you ever kissed a girl? ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/199 "2014-09-14T02:09:40Z")
You have to learn why things work on a starship… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/200 "2014-09-14T06:06:14Z")
“I will _feed_ him.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/201 "2014-09-14T13:59:16Z")
Dr. McCoy: Do you know what you get if you feed a tribble too much? Capt. Kirk: A fat tribble. Dr. McCoy: No. You get a whole bunch of hungry little tribbles. Capt. Kirk: Well, Bones, all I can suggest… is you open up a maternity ward. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=11)