# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 100
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1982 "2017-05-01T20:31:17Z")
_It’s not fair,_ he thought, as he had thought since the wall came into being. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1983 "2017-05-01T21:53:06Z")
I’m going to miss this ship. She went before her time. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1984 "2017-05-02T00:18:37Z")
FELLINI: I am going to lock you up for two hundred years. KIRK: That ought to be just about right. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1985 "2017-05-02T02:28:27Z")
Virtually every cell in his body have been altered. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1986 "2017-05-02T10:34:43Z")
You mean your people are going to invade… Cleveland? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1987 "2017-05-02T12:02:04Z")
Humans of the twentieth century do not go beaming around the galaxy, Mister Seven. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1988 "2017-05-02T13:27:52Z")
“Well… there’s no need to be, uh, embarrassed about it, Mr. Spock. It happens to the birds and the bees.” “The birds and the bees are not Vulcans, Captain.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1989 "2017-05-03T01:54:19Z")
I will kiss you. No. You, you will not? It is illogical. [zappp…] ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1990 "2017-05-03T08:32:56Z")
What’s a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1991 "2017-05-04T15:48:14Z")
Live long and prosper, Mister Seven. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2017, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1992 "2017-05-06T00:54:10Z")
Death is that state where one lives only in the memory of others, which is why it is not an end. No goodbyes—just good memories. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1993 "2017-05-08T05:50:07Z")
To be, or not. … to be ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1994 "2017-05-08T05:58:36Z")
She brought me closer to humanity than I ever thought possible, and for a time…I was tempted by her offer. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1995 "2017-05-08T21:25:49Z")
Organic minds are such fragile things. How could you forget me so quickly? We were very close, you and I. You can still hear our song. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1996 "2017-05-09T05:32:22Z")
Oh, I am sorry, Doctor. Were we having fun? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1997 "2017-05-09T10:01:32Z")
GOD, I liked him better before he DIED! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1998 "2017-05-09T11:44:09Z")
What does God need with a starship? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1999 "2017-05-09T17:21:26Z")
As appealing as that sounds, I’m a doctor, not a dragonslayer. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2000 "2017-05-09T17:23:06Z")
We’re Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2001 "2017-05-09T18:34:29Z")
You know if Spock were here, he’d say I was an irrational, illogical human being for going on a mission like that. [_pause_] Sounds like fun! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=99) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=101)