# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 101
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2002 "2017-05-09T23:59:57Z")
Angels and ministers of grace, defend us! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2017, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2003 "2017-05-10T06:57:49Z")
For an android with no feelings, he sure managed to evoke them in others. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2017, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2004 "2017-05-14T02:41:43Z")
There are times when I envy you, Mr. Data. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2017, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2005 "2017-05-14T08:11:54Z")
Tea, Earl Grey, hot. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2017, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2006 "2017-05-14T16:42:58Z")
The sons of Soong have joined together. And together, we will destroy the Federation. ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2017, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2007 "2017-05-14T18:59:14Z")
“Captain, he is too alien! He makes me taste yellow root munched between flat teeth!” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2017, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2008 "2017-05-15T09:11:50Z")
Captain Picard to the bridge. Captain we’ve got a problem with the warp core. Or the phase inducers. Or some other damn thing. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2017, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2009 "2017-05-15T14:37:53Z")
Well, you’d better find a way to make it easy, soldier, or I’m going to start pushing buttons. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2010 "2017-05-16T03:49:20Z")
Wesley: He expects the impossible! LaForge: That’s the short definition of “Captain.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2011 "2017-05-16T07:24:38Z")
DO YOU WISH TO SPEAK, Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2012 "2017-05-16T09:09:10Z")
Be one with the horse. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2013 "2017-05-16T11:39:26Z")
There was much taken from the Other. I am perpetual now. I am Nomad. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2014 "2017-05-16T14:54:35Z")
Our guests have arrived. They are eating the floral arrangements on the banquet tables. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2015 "2017-05-16T15:31:27Z")
Of course you should come! The splendor of fighting and killing; a bloodbath in the cause of vengeance - who wouldn’t want to come? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2016 "2017-05-17T10:27:58Z")
Oh you know the story. Girl meets boy. Girl modifies boy’s subroutines. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2017 "2017-05-17T15:19:05Z")
Lovey-dovey. Bonk bonk on the head. Bonk bonk! bonk bonk! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2018 "2017-05-17T15:48:25Z")
Baby needs a new pair of shoes. :: rolls dice :: ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2019 "2017-05-17T16:47:03Z")
An obscure Earth dialect, Mr. Spock. “Oochy-woochy-koochy-coo”. If you’re curious, consult linguistics. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2020 "2017-05-17T17:36:39Z")
It is a good day to die, Duras… and the day is not yet over. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2021 "2017-05-17T20:29:59Z")
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