# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 102
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2022 "2017-05-18T01:41:05Z")
In every revolution, there’s one man with a vision. Captain Kirk, I shall consider it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2023 "2017-05-18T09:33:56Z")
To quote one of your philosophers, Nietzsche… “Mankind is something to be surpassed.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2024 "2017-05-18T14:34:55Z")
Species 8472 appears to have as many as five sexes. Bystanders better keep their distance. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2025 "2017-05-18T18:34:35Z")
You mustn’t stop me. You’re my lover, and I have to kill you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2026 "2017-05-18T19:26:49Z")
Here we see how Fortress Ovum is besieged by countless little warriors… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2027 "2017-05-19T01:20:53Z")
Lifeforms! You tiny little lifeforms! You precious little lifeforms! Where are you? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2028 "2017-05-19T04:16:59Z")
Is it edible? Depends how hungry you are. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2029 "2017-05-19T04:18:06Z")
Then study this: Borg provokes Klingon. Klingon breaks Borg nose. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2030 "2017-05-19T04:49:58Z")
Judging a being by its physical appearance is the last major human prejudice. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2031 "2017-05-19T14:08:58Z")
Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2032 "2017-05-19T19:55:29Z")
It’s edible… but I wouldn’t call it food. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2033 "2017-05-19T21:03:00Z")
“How the hell do you know when we’re having intimate relations?” “There is no one on Deck 9, Section 12 who _doesn’t_ know when you’re having intimate relations.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2034 "2017-05-20T00:44:16Z")
Matt, where’s your crew? On the third planet. There is no third planet. Don’t you think I know that? There was, but not anymore. They called me. They begged me for help, four hundred of them. I couldn’t. I couldn’t. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2035 "2017-05-20T01:03:38Z")
There are over four hundred guys there. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2036 "2017-05-20T16:07:25Z")
If you’re really his friend, you’ll get him to take that gray out of his hair. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2037 "2017-05-20T18:46:48Z")
CLARA: You’re my best friend, Isabella. ISABELLA: Why? CLARA: I don’t know. Because we do things together and we trade secrets. ISABELLA: Does everybody have a best friend? CLARA: If they’re lucky. Before I had you, I didn’t have one. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2038 "2017-05-21T09:35:19Z")
That green-blooded son of a bitch! ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2039 "2017-05-21T15:49:32Z")
It’s… it’s green! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2040 "2017-05-22T09:26:28Z")
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2041 "2017-05-22T19:41:49Z")
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