# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 103
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2042 "2017-05-23T01:15:46Z")
Inefficiency exists in the antimatter input valve. I will effect repair. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2043 "2017-05-23T15:27:52Z")
“Seven, please state the nature of the medical emergency.” “I have a date.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2044 "2017-05-23T16:20:11Z")
Less talk! More synthehol! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2045 "2017-05-23T18:09:32Z")
This goo is you! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2046 "2017-05-24T09:40:27Z")
Don’t call me Tiny. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2047 "2017-05-24T12:47:17Z")
Worf, we’re alone now. You don’t have to act like a Klingon glacier. I don’t bite. Well, that’s wrong. I _do_ bite. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2048 "2017-05-24T14:40:11Z")
“You’re a woman, Seven.” “Is that an observation or a diagnosis?” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2049 "2017-05-25T09:33:33Z")
Must be something you assimilated! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2050 "2017-05-25T12:23:13Z")
You may encounter Enterprise crewmembers who’ve already been assimilated. Don’t hesitate to fire. Believe me, you’ll be doing them a favour. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2051 "2017-05-26T03:57:24Z")
No wonder your race is weak. You waste time and resources on defective children. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2052 "2017-05-27T05:21:00Z")
I am a Vulcan. I am incapable of lying. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2053 "2017-05-27T12:10:53Z")
Don’t touch that! We don’t know what it does! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2054 "2017-05-27T12:47:17Z")
KIRK: Mister Spock, isn’t that too much for our purposes? SPOCK: I believe that is the correct amount, Captain. Mister Mudd, are you ready? MUDD: Aye, aye! SPOCK: Be careful. I would not want you to drop it. MCCOY: Easy now… Oh, he’s caught it! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2017, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2055 "2017-05-28T13:06:53Z")
My God, Bones, what have I done? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2017, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2056 "2017-05-28T16:25:57Z")
Leonard. Leonard, no. Leonard, please. Lord, forgive me. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2017, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2057 "2017-05-29T05:47:29Z")
I hope you don’t intend to kiss your baby with that mouth. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2058 "2017-06-08T16:58:08Z")
“I… am alive.” “No self-diagnoses, please. I’m the doctor here. Internal hemorrhaging has stopped. Your free collagen levels are dropping. Tissue growth factors have stabilized, and there’s a fifty percent rise in cell oxygenation. You… _are_ alive. Careful, most of your insides are being held together by cellular micro-sutures and… a lot of hope.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2017, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2059 "2017-06-09T15:37:44Z")
Your agonizer, please, Mr. Kyle. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2017, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2060 "2017-06-09T16:06:58Z")
[The agony booth](http://www.agonybooth.com/star-trek-recaps-reviews) is a most effective means of discipline. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2017, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2061 "2017-06-09T16:58:37Z")
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