# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 104
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2017, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2062 "2017-06-09T17:37:00Z")
Saavik: You lied. Spock: I exaggerated. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2063 "2017-06-10T02:46:12Z")
The joys of love made her human, and the agonies of love destroyed her. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2064 "2017-06-10T02:52:41Z")
Excuse me! Would you mind stopping that damn noise? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2065 "2017-06-10T12:37:17Z")
Hey, why don’t ya watch where you’re going, ya dumb-ass! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2066 "2017-06-11T01:54:00Z")
I don’t need any more Antarean glow-water. I use it to polish the Spican flame gems. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2067 "2017-06-12T12:35:08Z")
My mother always said, “If you try to combine talking and eating, you’ll end up doing neither very well.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2068 "2017-06-12T13:58:50Z")
That’s right. And if I think that Kirk is a Denebian slime devil, well, that’s my opinion, too. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2069 "2017-06-12T16:53:14Z")
That unprincipled, evil-minded, lecherous kulak Harry Mudd programmed you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2070 "2017-06-12T17:13:41Z")
In this galaxy, there’s a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets … and in all the universe, three million million galaxies like this one. And in all of that, and perhaps more, only one of each of us. Don’t destroy the one named Kirk. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2071 "2017-06-12T23:42:26Z")
I shall be merciful and quick. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2072 "2017-06-13T15:22:42Z")
I’ll kill you, you filthy traitor! I’ll kill you! _I’ll kill you!_ ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2073 "2017-06-13T15:33:26Z")
No Kill I ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2074 "2017-06-13T20:07:41Z")
She killed the android, Korby, the same way you killed Ruk. Is this your perfect world, your flawless beings killing off one another? Aren’t you doing exactly what you hate most in humans, killing with no more concern than when you turn off a light? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2075 "2017-06-14T02:19:38Z")
Receive from us, Spock, this symbol of total logic. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2076 "2017-06-14T04:00:36Z")
Foreplay with a Q can last for decades. ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2077 "2017-06-14T04:11:24Z")
“I am what I am, Leila, and if there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them. Mine can be no worse than someone else’s.” Oh, and “You couldn’t pronounce it.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2078 "2017-06-14T12:26:04Z")
Does she know what she’s getting, Spock? A carcass full of memory banks who should be squatting in a mushroom, instead of passing himself off as a man? You belong in a circus, Spock, not a starship. Right next to the dog-faced boy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2079 "2017-06-15T17:34:48Z")
If you can’t take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It’s not safe out here. It’s wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it’s not for the timid. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2080 "2017-06-16T13:23:25Z")
They used to say that if Man was meant to fly, he’d have wings. But he did fly. He discovered he had to. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2081 "2017-06-16T15:38:57Z")
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