# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 105
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2082 "2017-06-16T18:01:08Z")
Oochy-woochy coochy-coo, Captain? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2083 "2017-06-17T12:06:49Z")
The bride and groom go naked? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2084 "2017-06-17T21:53:43Z")
I will _feed_ him. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2085 "2017-06-18T01:17:51Z")
Are you hungry? Uh-huh. What would you like? Maybe some chicken soup. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2086 "2017-06-18T08:17:57Z")
Are you aware it’s the captain’s guts you’re analyzing? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2087 "2017-06-18T16:57:36Z")
You’re a police officer. I recognize the traditional accoutrements. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2088 "2017-06-19T00:58:36Z")
In this time period, there weren’t…humans with a Vulcan? You’re from the future, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2089 "2017-06-19T16:36:47Z")
My friend is obviously Chinese. I see you’ve noticed the ears. They’re actually easy to explain… he caught his head in a mechanical… rice picker. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2090 "2017-06-21T07:35:41Z")
Admiral, we have found the nuclear wessel. ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2017, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2091 "2017-07-07T10:29:24Z")
It’s easy to be a Saint in Paradise ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2017, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2092 "2017-07-07T15:08:03Z")
The Edo want to execute my son. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2017, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2093 "2017-07-07T16:01:15Z")
The devil’s own spawn, a thing I’ve chased across the universe. He’s humanoid outside, but inside, he’s a hideous, murdering monster. I’ll get him, Captain. I swear it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2094 "2017-07-08T06:35:49Z")
I really am very grateful for all you have done, Quark. That is why I’m going to let you take your hand off my thigh instead of shattering every bone in your body. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2017, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2095 "2017-08-05T06:07:37Z")
If you don’t take your hand off my hip, you’ll never be able to raise a glass with it again. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2096 "2017-08-06T14:08:34Z")
Are you out of your Vulcan mind? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2097 "2017-08-19T13:18:20Z")
If you so much as litter on the Promenade, I will nail you to the WALL! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2098 "2017-08-19T18:00:56Z")
Unreal. Appearances only. They are shadows. Illusions. Nothing but ghosts of reality. They are lies. Falsehoods. Spectres without body. They are to be ignored. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2099 "2017-08-19T21:08:56Z")
Captain Proton to the rescue! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2017, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2100 "2017-08-26T15:51:41Z")
Have I ever mentioned you play a very irritating game of chess, Mr. Spock? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2101 "2017-09-03T23:42:25Z")
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