# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 106
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2102 "2017-12-07T00:58:00Z")
Let’s get the hell out of here. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2103 "2017-12-07T05:48:30Z")
The women! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2104 "2017-12-07T15:59:24Z")
You think _ **I** _ don’t know that? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2105 "2017-12-09T22:16:38Z")
“What’s the matter, can’t you read?” “Why, yes. In several languages.” “Oh, a wise guy, eh?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2017, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2106 "2017-12-10T02:30:00Z")
I’m deeply concerned about what is happening here. It began when we apprehended a spy, a man who has admitted his guilt and who will answer for his crime, but the hunt didn’t end there. Another man, Mr. Simon Tarses, was brought to trial, and it was a trial no matter what others may choose to call it. A trial based on suspicion and innuendo. Nothing substantive offered against Mr. Tarses, much less proven. Mr. Tarses’s grandfather is Romulan… and for that reason, his career now stands in ruins. Have we become so… _fearful_, have we become so cowardly, that we must extinguish a man because he carries the blood of a current enemy? Admiral, let us not condemn Simon Tarses, or anyone else, because of their bloodlines, or investigate others for their innocent associations. I implore you, do not continue with this proceeding. End it now. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2018, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2107 "2018-02-04T01:58:26Z")
Sixteen years old and dating a Dabo girl. Godspeed, Jake. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2018, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2108 "2018-02-04T05:20:39Z")
I will _feed_ him. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2018, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2109 "2018-02-04T13:15:37Z")
If I were not a consummate professional, and an android, I would find this entire procedure insulting. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2110 "2018-02-04T19:26:57Z")
“You don’t like me, do you, Mr. Worf?” “Is it _required,_ sir?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2018, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2111 "2018-02-07T19:23:43Z")
Stella, shut up! I \*command \*you to shut up! ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2112 "2018-02-08T15:41:33Z")
F-_five hundred?!?!_ ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2113 "2018-02-08T15:56:36Z")
“Indeed, gentlemen. May I point out that I had an opportunity to observe your counterparts here quite closely. They were brutal, savage, unprincipled, uncivilized, treacherous - in every way splendid examples of homo sapiens, the very flower of humanity.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2018, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2114 "2018-02-13T18:24:30Z")
My hair does not require trimming, you lunkhead. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2018, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2115 "2018-02-13T19:30:52Z")
“You deserve a treat. Here. Have my ganglia.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2116 "2018-02-14T05:26:37Z")
“YOU BETRAYED YOUR UNIFORM!” “And you’re betraying yours, right now! The worst part is, you don’t even realize it. I feel sorry for you, Captain. This obsession with me… look what it’s cost you!” “MAJOR, SHUT THAT THING OFF! COMMANDER, PREPARE TO LAUNCH TORPEDOES!” “WAIT! If… if you’ll call off your attack… I’ll hand over all our biogenic weapons.” “Not enough!” “All right, Javert. I’ll give you what you want… Me.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2117 "2018-02-14T15:46:06Z")
I wouldn’t mind so much if it didn’t get so affectionate. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2018, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2118 "2018-03-11T05:03:25Z")
It’s a faaaaaaaaaaake! ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2119 "2018-03-12T09:35:16Z")
Rule of Acquisition #286: When Morn leaves, it’s all over. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2120 "2018-03-12T15:41:23Z")
Perhaps another time. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2121 "2018-03-12T16:14:11Z")
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