# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 107
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2122 "2018-03-12T18:14:15Z")
If you’re gonna get nasty, I’m gonna leave. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2123 "2018-03-12T18:16:27Z")
Ah, the giants. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2124 "2018-03-12T18:44:22Z")
The tone of Commander Riker’s voice makes me suspect that he is not serious about finding Ambassador T’Pel ‘charming.’ My experience suggests that, in fact, he may mean the exact opposite of what he says. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2126 "2018-04-10T03:43:56Z")
He sure sounds gloomy. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2128 "2018-04-28T02:59:21Z")
“Commander… this is extortion.” “Hmm… yes, it is.” ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2129 "2018-04-28T17:25:22Z")
Then how come you don’t know “Row, Row, Row Your Boat”? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2018, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2130 "2018-04-29T01:55:15Z")
> [@BlueInfinity](#): > > Then how come you don’t know “Row, Row, Row Your Boat”? Welcome! Tranya? Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2018, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2131 "2018-04-29T18:22:41Z")
For the world is hollow… and I have touched the sky! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2132 "2018-06-09T22:53:21Z")
I’ve done far worse than kill you. I’ve hurt you… and I wish to go on… hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: Marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet. Buried alive! Buried alive! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2133 "2018-06-10T01:35:46Z")
So lonely… ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2134 "2018-06-10T11:39:55Z")
Life is like loading twice your cargo weight on to your spacecraft. If it’s canaries and you can keep half of them flying all the time, you’re all right. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2135 "2018-06-12T19:38:37Z")
“I love you, and I wish… I wish we could have seen Vance’s dragons…” “Oh, David, my love… there _are_ no dragons.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2018, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2136 "2018-06-17T00:37:53Z")
Hello, Alice. Welcome to “Wonderland”. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2018, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2137 "2018-06-17T03:43:14Z")
My hair does not require trimming, you lunkhead. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2018, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2138 "2018-06-17T19:24:50Z")
“And what were you then?” “Younger, Captain. Much younger.” ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2018, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2139 "2018-06-17T19:47:55Z")
😕 My timing is digital. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2018, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2140 "2018-06-17T19:55:46Z")
Well, you people certainly have interesting problems. I’d love to stay around to see how your girlfriend works out, but… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2141 "2018-06-18T01:21:00Z")
It is difficult to answer when one does not understand the question. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2142 "2018-06-18T02:09:53Z")
A question. Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born, I have awaited a question. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2143 "2018-06-18T23:08:20Z")
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