# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/202 "2014-09-14T14:43:05Z")
Sometimes I envy you, Data. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/203 "2014-09-14T15:08:47Z")
Admiral, is there something wrong with your chair? ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/204 "2014-09-14T15:28:03Z")
Picard: “What are you looking at?” Data: “I am not looking at anything, sir. I am continuing to organize my files.” Picard: “But you were looking at me.” ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/205 "2014-09-14T16:39:43Z")
One… Jealous… god. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/206 "2014-09-14T22:38:19Z")
“You are hereby accepted to the Vulcan Science Academy. It is truly remarkable, Spock, that you have achieved so much despite your disadvantage.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/207 "2014-09-14T23:11:40Z")
On Vulcan the “teddy bears” are alive, and they have 6-inch fangs. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/208 "2014-09-15T01:16:09Z")
At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/209 "2014-09-15T01:55:22Z")
“No more blah blah blah!” ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/210 "2014-09-15T02:30:13Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > “No more blah blah blah!” [No one reads anymore.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17723078&postcount=142) ---
**Author:** ![Killing\_Time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/76d3ee/32.png) [@Killing\_Time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Killing_Time)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/211 "2014-09-15T07:08:47Z")
Doctor, I am chasing the Captain, Lieutenant Uhura, and Ensign Chekov, not some wild aquatic fowl. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/212 "2014-09-15T07:23:11Z")
“Can we have some more ice cream?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/213 "2014-09-15T14:24:54Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > “I will _feed_ him.” Heheheheh. One of my favorite ST:TNG scenes: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdC6hM9Pn7s](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdC6hM9Pn7s) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/214 "2014-09-15T14:48:08Z")
Hail, hail, fire and snow! To the angel we will go. Far away, for to see, Friendly angel come to me. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/215 "2014-09-15T15:08:43Z")
Well, who am I to question Julian Bashir, secret agent? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/216 "2014-09-15T15:39:22Z")
Paraphrased: “We transported them to the Klingon ship, where they’ll be no Trible at all.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/217 "2014-09-15T16:27:31Z")
What’s not there, Mister Snott? (Bobby “Boris” Pickett - _Star Drek_) ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/218 "2014-09-15T17:54:04Z")
“Ask him a question only the REAL CAPTAIN KIRK WOULD KNOW!” Oh, wait, that’s not an actual Star Trek quote. That’s just what I scream at the TV every time _Turnabout Intruder_ comes on. ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/219 "2014-09-15T18:07:54Z")
Chocolate wobble and pistachio…and peach. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/220 "2014-09-15T18:08:08Z")
When it comes to understanding temporal paradoxes, Ensign, my advice is: Don’t even try. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/221 "2014-09-15T18:13:15Z")
Well Mister Spock, for the next five or six hours, we’re going to have the happiest crew in space. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=12)