# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 110
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2184 "2018-08-12T01:34:19Z")
“Yeah, about that - don’t quit your day job.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2185 "2018-08-12T03:19:08Z")
Scotty, you just earned your pay for the week. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2186 "2018-08-12T03:20:37Z")
Temba, his arms wide! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2187 "2018-08-12T04:13:28Z")
Sisko: “I want you to know… I don’t personally believe you’re responsible for this.” Odo: “Really? Now, how can that be true? You don’t know me. You have no reason to believe I _wouldn’t_ kill Ibudan if it suited my fancy. So don’t tell me there isn’t some doubt inside of you, some question about whether or not I murdered the man.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2188 "2018-08-12T04:30:52Z")
Perhaps another time. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2189 "2018-08-12T13:22:03Z")
Ah, humor… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2190 "2018-08-12T19:23:56Z")
Live, Jadzia Dax. Live a long, fresh, and wonderful life. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2191 "2018-08-13T02:50:44Z")
I shall do neither: I’ve killed my captain and my friend. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2192 "2018-08-15T05:20:27Z")
Mr. Tandro, you will want to reconsider your extradition request. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2193 "2018-08-15T17:04:22Z")
😃 Jim! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2194 "2018-08-15T21:27:02Z")
You… didn’t… come… back! ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2195 "2018-08-15T22:35:35Z")
Weird is part of the job. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2018, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2196 "2018-08-16T00:37:36Z")
There can _be_ no justice so long as laws are absolute. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2197 "2018-08-20T04:02:24Z")
In simpler language, Captain, sir, they _drafted_ me. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2198 "2018-08-21T19:21:13Z")
“Baseball? What is this?” “I was afraid you’d ask that.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2199 "2018-08-21T19:26:03Z")
Accept from us this symbol of total logic. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2200 "2018-08-21T23:14:11Z")
It’s a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2201 "2018-08-22T02:32:15Z")
I can see my house from here! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2202 "2018-08-22T04:00:28Z")
There are times when I envy you, Mr. Data. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2203 "2018-08-22T20:05:18Z")
Lwaxana grabbed the Andorian child’s arm. "There _aren’t_ any others. Don’t you understand, you stupid girl, I _felt_ them _die!"_ “Ma’am, I–” “They were guests in my _house!_ I was feeding them _lunch_ and we were just _talking_ and then they came and the house was destroyed and they _died!_ Have you ever felt someone die inside your mind? _Have_ you?” Quietly, Thriss said, “No, I haven’t. I’m sorry.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=109) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=111)