# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 111
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2204 "2018-08-23T00:58:48Z")
Includeling the kiddilies? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2205 "2018-08-23T04:55:30Z")
I hope you’re hungry. They’re serving spiny lobe fish today. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2206 "2018-08-23T21:48:59Z")
"But think about all the people you saw in the caves. Huddled and starving. They didn’t attack the _Malinche!"_ “You should have thought about that before you attacked a Federation starship.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2207 "2018-08-24T20:04:42Z")
My hair does not require trimming, you lunkhead. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2208 "2018-08-24T22:22:59Z")
We’re not playing it your way anymore, N’Vek. I’ve been kidnapped… surgically altered… put in danger… I’ve gone along with all your plans. Now, you are going to listen to me. You figure out how to let the Enterprise track us, or I will go to Toreth and tell her I’ve discovered you’re a traitor. I’ll have you ejected into space! Is that CLEAR, Sub-Commander?! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2209 "2018-08-25T00:10:30Z")
Here, have my ganglia. You deserve a treat. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2210 "2018-08-25T02:12:56Z")
I owe him my life a dozen times over. Isn’t that worth a career? He’s my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2211 "2018-08-25T05:10:11Z")
Listen, Kirk, I can play anything you can figure out. Take the cards, big man. Show us how it’s played. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2018, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2212 "2018-08-26T03:22:23Z")
“I am First Ometi’klan. And I am dead. As of this moment, we are all dead. We go into battle to reclaim our lives. This we do gladly, for we are Jem’Hadar. Remember, victory is life.” “Victory is life!” “_I_ am Chief Miles Edward O’Brien. I am very much alive, and I intend to stay that way.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2213 "2018-08-27T14:18:28Z")
No. I am not dead. Because I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by _you._ The universe is not so badly designed! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2214 "2018-08-27T16:27:51Z")
Space! The Final Frontier… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2018, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2215 "2018-08-28T02:39:44Z")
**Because I don’t want to end up like my FATHER!** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2018, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2216 "2018-08-28T02:56:35Z")
I never saw one before in my life, and I hope I never see one of those fuzzy miserable things again! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2018, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2217 "2018-08-28T03:02:41Z")
_“Insufficient facts always invite danger.”_ -Spock ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2018, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2218 "2018-08-28T22:04:28Z")
It is a complaint… from your Cardassian neighbors. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2219 "2018-08-29T02:42:29Z")
Data asks Worf to care for his cat, Spot. Data: “He will need to be fed once a day. He prefers Feline Supplement #25. And he will require water. And you must provide him with a sandbox. And you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat. And a good cat.” Worf (staring): “I will feed him.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2018, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2220 "2018-08-30T04:35:54Z")
Beverly: “You really did it this time, Will. It’s not just a scrape, it’s a deep cut. I can heal it. But it would serve you right if I didn’t. You can’t keep playing Parises Squares like you’re 21 years old. One of these days you’re going to fall and break your neck, and I won’t be able to heal that so easily.” Riker: “Actually, I wasn’t playing Parises Squares.” Beverly: “Mmm… Worf’s calisthenics program again.” Riker: “No.” Beverly: “Oh, what were you doing?” Riker: “I was trying to feed Spot.” Beverly: “Data’s cat?” Riker: “I told Data I’d feed it while he was away. All I remember is setting down the food… and then a hissing ball of fur came out of nowhere. I hate cats.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2018, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2221 "2018-08-30T14:09:02Z")
Buried deep within you, beneath all the years of pain and anger, there is something that has never been nurtured: the potential to make yourself a better man. And that is what it is to be human. To make yourself more than you are. Oh, yes — I know you. There was a time you looked at the stars and dreamed of what might be. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2018, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2222 "2018-08-30T18:28:34Z")
“None of your past experiences prepared you for this consequence.” “And I have never figured out how to live without her.” “So you choose to exist here.” _nods_ “It is not linear.” “No… it’s not linear.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2018, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/2223 "2018-08-30T20:09:11Z")
"You see, gentlemen, behind every great man there is a woman urging him on. And so it was with my Stella. She urged me on into outer space. Not that she meant to, but with her continual, eternal, confounded _nagging_. Well, I think of her constantly, and every time I do, I go further out into space. " [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=110) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=112)